英语之口语：聊天用语及缩略语大全

NAK                   Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ                   Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD                   No Big Deal
NBIF                  No Basis In Fact
NFI                   No F***ing Idea
NFW                   No F***ing Way
NIFOC                 Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM                    Never Mind
NMP                   Not My Problem
NOYB                  None Of Your Business
NP                    No Problem
NQOCD                 Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG                   Energy
NRN                   No Reply Necessary
NYCFS                 New York City Finger Saluet

OAUS                  On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW                  Oh By The Way
OIC                   Oh, I see
OMDB                  Over My Dead Body
OMG                   Oh My Gosh
OMIK                  Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA                  Oh No, Not Again
OOC                   Out Of Character
OOTB                  Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OT                    Off Topic
OTOH                  On the Other Hand
OWTTE                 Or Words To That Effect
OZ                    stands for "Australia"

PEBCAK                Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP                  Peeing In My Pants
PITA                  Pain In The Ass
PLS                   Please
PMFJI                 Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO                    Piss Off
POV                   Point of View

RBTL                  Read Between The Lines
RL                    Real Life
RLF                   Real Life Friend
RMLB                  Read My Lips Baby
RMMM                  Read My Mail Man!
RN                    Right Now!
ROTFL                 Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO              Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM                  Right On The Money
RSN                   Real Soon Now
RTFM                  Read The F***ing Manual
RTK                   Return To Keyboard
RTM                   Read The Manual
RU                    Are You?

SBTA                  Sorry, Being Thick Again
SH Sh**               Happens
SITD                  Still In The Dark
SNAFU                 Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SOL                   Sh** Out of Luck
SorG                  Straight or Gay?
SSDD                  Same Sh** Different Day
STFU                 Shut The F*** Up
STM                  Spank The Monkey
STYS                 Speak To You Soon
SUYF                 Shut Up You Fool
SWAG                 Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK                 Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWDYT                So What Do You Think?

TAH              Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL        There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU            Things Are Really F***ed Up
TDTM             Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI        The End Of The World As We Know It
TFN              Thanks For Nothin'
THX or TX or THKS     Thanks
TIA                  Thanks In Advance
TIAIL                Think I Am In Love
TIC                  Tongue In Cheek
TLA                  Three Letter Acronym
TLGO                 The List Goes On
TM                   Trust Me
TMI                      Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI             There's More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB                     The Powers That Be
TSR                      Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN                     Ta Ta For Now
TTT                      That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTYL                     Talk To You Later
TWHAB                    This Won't Hurt A Bit
TY                       Thank You
TYVM                     Thank You Very Much

unPC             unPolitically Correct
URYY4M           You Are Too Wise For Me

VFM              Value For Money
WAG              Wild Ass Guess
WAI              What An Idiot
WB               Welcome Back
WCA              Who Cares Anyway
WDYS             What Did You Say?
WDYT             What Do You Think?
WE               Whatever
WEG              Wicked Evil Grin
WG               Wicked Grin
WGAFF            Who Gives A Flying F***
WIIFM            What's In It For Me?
WIT              Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS          What in the F*** is this Sh**
WOG              Wise Old Guy
WRT              With Regard To
WTF              What The F***
WTG              Way To Go!
WTSDS         Where The Sun Don't Shine
WYP           What's Your Problem?
WYRN          What's Your Real Name?
WYS           Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG       What You See Is What You Get
WYT           Whatever You Think

YA            Yet Another
YA            yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YAFIYGI       You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM          You Don't Know Me
YGBK          You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YMMV          Your Mileage May Vary
YNK           You Never Know
YOYO          You're On Your Own
YR            Yeah Right
YSYD          Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT          You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW         Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever