实用英语口语：男人的爱情经

     Was your father a thief？ Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    你的父亲是个小偷吗？因为他从天上偷了星星放在你的眼睛里。

    Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven？

    当你从天堂降临到人间时，你没有受伤吧？

    You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

    我想你一定很累了，因为你一整天都在我的脑子里转来转去。

    The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.

    从你的眼睛里，我惟一读不到的东西就是你的名字了。

    The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.

    聪明的人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

    Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

    成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

    Love is photogenic，it needs darkness to develop.

    爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

    Money is not everything. There's a MasterCard & visa.

    钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

    Behind every successful man，there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man，there are two.

    每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

    Every man should marry.After all，happiness is not the only thing in life.

    再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟，幸福不是永久的嘛。