笨蛋小贼与越狱猛贼

一句话：越狱逃犯Craig Lynch，在成功越狱之后，不仅没有低调的销声匿迹，反而上网申请了一个Facebook 页面，实时更新自己的消息，来嘲笑无能的警察叔叔。

Craig "Lazie" Lynch vanished from Hollesley Bay Prison in Suffolk in September this year close to the end of a seven-year sentence for aggravated burglary.

Craig Lynch今年9月从英国Suffolk 郡的Hollesley Bay 监狱跑出来的，他因盗窃罪被判刑7年。

Instead of hiding away from police Lynch has set up a Facebook account complete with a photograph sticking his middle finger up and boasts about eating 12lb steaks and his home being so warm it feels like the Caribbean.

The burglar has become prolific Facebooker with 199 friends and has even posted when he is going round to friend's homes and attending parties and events.

小贼Craig在Facebook上的页面，短短几天他四处活动，并且已经拥有199个好友。

In a status update via mobile phone on Monday, Lynch said: "Craig 'Lazie' Lynch just had bundles of fun on the ice in me motor. Pure a--- out action, but well controlled."

In another at the weekend he said: "Craig 'Lazie' Lynch just nearly wrote my motor off again. Ice everywhere I went round the corner and ended up halfway on someone's driveway!!"

While Lynch should be doing porridge he boasted about tucking into extravagant meals: "Craig 'Lazie' Lynch mmm I just had a 12lb venison steak. Roasted veg and chips, bangin meal."

And instead of languishing in a prison cell he taunted police by saying his home is so warm it is tropical.

He said: "That's on already if it gets any colder durin xmas we'll have to stick the sun bed on as an extra heater we did it the other night it felt like the Caribbean in the bedroom ha ha."

逃犯Craig 在自己的个人页面上，发布了竖起中指、还有在家大吃牛排的照片，以‘鼓励'警察叔叔们快点来找他。同时赠送箴言给崇拜他的粉丝们"Life is what you make it, live fast, die young!!!(活在当下吧!)" 

The 28-year-old, who has links to Edgware and north east London, escaped from the open prison on September 23 and has not been seen since although, according to his Facebook page, police could find him at a New Year's Eve party in Lowestoft or another event in Norwich in February.

In a section with information about him Lynch states: "Life is what you make it, live fast, die young!!!" The criminal is also thought to have posted messages on local newspaper websites asking if there is a reward for his recapture.

当然最尴尬的是监狱那方。负责人称：他们一定会把逃犯给抓回来，并说96%的逃犯都没有好下场。警察和监狱方都拒绝对逃犯facebook页面做出评论。

A Prison Service spokesman said the search for Lynch is a police matter and added that only prisoners who are assessed to be a low risk to the public are given places in an open prison. He added that 96 per cent of prisoners who escape are recaptured.

The Metropolitan Police refused to comment about Lynch's Facebook account but a spokeswoman for Suffolk Constabulary said routine checks are carried out on addresses he is linked to and his details have been circulated on the Police National Computer.

She added: "Because he has no links to Suffolk, other than the fact that he was in prison here, then these checks may be carried out by colleagues in other parts of the country."

Anyone with information about Lynch's whereabouts can contact Suffolk Police on 01473 613500.