恶搞版《盗梦空间》爆笑结局
近日由里昂那多出演的大片《盗梦空间》正在国内热映,很多看过的童鞋都表示对结局很纠结。于是小编在网上找到这一部网友恶搞版的电影结局,搞笑得很有才哦!(以下文本由小编听译,欢迎指正讨论)
Inception: How it should have ended
You could have peed before you went under.
I'm sorry. It was free Champagne!
The rain is no good for the mission. You'll have to pee in pants.
What? I'm not gonna pee in my pants!
You gotta do it man.
Are you crazy? We are sitting in first class up there!
Letting your subconscious changing the environment of the dreams is dangerous! You are gonna get us discovered!
You pee in your pants right now!
Absolutely not! YOU PEE IN YOURS!
This is a VERY delicate mission. We cannot let our personal feelings get in the way! So just do what I do, and everything will be fi...
get in the way,意思是“阻挡、拦路”
(火车开过……)
Well, I don't have to pee anymore.
Where the blazed the train come from!?
That...that was my wife...who may also tring to kill us...if she gets the chance.
WHAT!?
You are waiting for a train...a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't know for sure!
You just said, DON'T let the personal feelings get in the way!
Look I know what I said, it's OK. Got it under control!
Hey there... (美女群出现)
Wait, what is this? What's that mean?
I'm sorry, sometimes I think about the ladies when I dream.
Arthur!
I can't help it man, it's my subconscious!
Aoh...(《朱诺》男主出现。PS,因为扮演造梦师的Ellen Page曾出演该片。)
Who is this guy!
Sorry, sorry, it's just the guy I know...Sorry...
Well, this is all becoming very distracting! Not as distracting as that noise, of course... (猛鬼街登场……)
Well excuse me! I'm new in this.
I'm begining have anxiety about completing this in such...
Oh dear! I often dream that I have underpants when I get nervous...
Come on, guys! We are professionals! Everyone get hold of yourself, OK? We gotta find fisher, and stick to the plan! So snap out of it! Ok, looks like we get to go.
get hold of yourself,意思是控制好自己;snap out of it,美国俚语,意思是摆脱某种不好的状态。
There they are!
Get out of my hands, you criminal!
Damn it, Mal!
(Dream security 登场,The end.)
Look how low can you go~ how low can you go~ Party time~~
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