美国熊孩子如何看热门视频：贾斯汀．比伯演唱会遇袭

How did it go? I didn't feel anything. I remember this, this is David After Dentist. Is this real life? Yea, this is real life. This is horrible little boy. Why is this happening to me? It's ok! bud, stay in your seat. That was hilarious.
感觉怎么样？我...没有任何感觉。我记得这个，这是大卫看完牙医后。这是现实的世界吗？ 对，这是的。这小男孩好恐怖。我为什么会变成这样？没事的！ 你坐好。太搞笑了。

Question time!
提问时间

Tell us what was happening in the video. Maybe he got anesthesia from the doctor. He got back from the dentist. He went to the doctor and got sleeping medicine? He looked high. Who is acting very naughty? And his dad was trying to get him....And what was he talking about? I feel funny, is this the real life? Couldn't feel anything, couldn't see anything? He probably just try to get comfort from his dad or mom or sth by acting. He was a little bit awful. He screamed like this.
告诉我们视频里发生了什么？也许他被医生麻醉了。他刚看完牙医。他在医生那里吃了睡眠药？他好像是嗑药了。谁表现得不乖了。他的爸爸试着...他在说些什么? 我感觉好怪，这是现实世界吗？什么都感觉不到，什么都看不到。估他是想他爸或妈安慰他才装作...他有一点恐怖。他像这样尖叫...

What do you think about parents that filmed their kid doing this then post online? Not good parents. I don't know why a guy would film this. I don't know, there is something wrong with them. If one of your parents filmed you after when you were knock out like this. I got mad. I'll be mad. I'll be really mad at my dad, I probably punch him. Then he probably get mad at me, and ground me. Mom! why did you put it on the internet? Now I'm so embarrassed. It would be kinda funny, cause I would like to see when i was goofing around and being funny.
你怎么看他的父母拍下这个然后传到网上？不是好父母。不知道为什么他会拍这个。不知道，他们有问题。如果你的父母在你神智不清时拍你。我会生气。我会生气。我会对我爸很生气，估计会打他。然后他会生气，关我禁闭。妈！你为什么把这个放到网上？！多丢脸啊!会很有趣，我也想看看我发疯的时候是什么样子。

How many people do you think see this? 71 million people watch this. 71 million people. That's a lot people. I wasn't even close on the number. When he is my age he'll get really mad. Next video let's continue? You dont wanna talk about it anymore?
你认为有多少人看了这视频？7千1百万人看过。7千1百万人。也太多了吧。我的数字差好远。等他到我这么大估计会气死。继续下个视频。你不想再说了？

Next Video: Justin Bieber Hit At Concert
下个视频： 贾斯汀·比伯 演唱会遇袭

Justin Bieber! Did that really happend? Ok, he deserved that. That just shows how much you suck,b Bieber!
贾斯汀·比伯！那真的发生了？好！他活该！这就能说明你有多烂！比伯！

Question time! So, who was that? That was Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber, which I call Justin "Beaver" Why do you call him "Justin Beaver"? He has buck-teeth. So what happend in this video? Someone threw something at him. What do you think it was? A bottle. A bird. I think it was a shirt. I think a pair of pants. Why would somebody do that? I don't know, try to get his attention? Cause they're so jealous maybe. Maybe they dont like him. I'm not a huge fan of Justin Bieber, but it's actually kinda sad.
提问时间！那是谁？那是贾斯汀·比伯。贾斯汀·比伯。贾斯汀·比伯，但我叫他 “贾斯汀·海狸”。你为什么叫他“贾斯汀·海狸”？他有龅牙。视频里发生了什么？有人拿什么东西扔他。你认为是什么东西？瓶子。一只鸟。我想是衣服。我想是一条裤子。为什么有人会这样？不知道，为了引起他的注意？可能是他们嫉妒。也许他们不喜欢他。我不是他的超级粉丝，但这确实有点伤感。

Why would someone would do that? If you were at Justin Bieber concert, would you do the same thing? You could say that. I wouldn't wanna get to jail. A water bottle, yes. A beer bottle, yes.  However I wouldn't throw a giant nuclear bomb, because that'll kill us all. What would you tell that person that threw that bottle? I would say good job, do you have any more? Leave justin(britney) alone! Leave justin alone! Leave Britney Alone！
为什么有人会这样？如果你在他的演唱会，你会做同样的事吗？你可以这么说。我不想进监狱。水瓶，会。啤酒瓶，会。但我不会去扔一个原子弹，那会同归于尽。你想对那个扔瓶子的人说什么？我会说干得好，你还有吗？

What do you think about Justin Bieber? I don't like him. I'm not crazy about him. He is cool. No. My friends hate him, I hate him. I'm not much a fan of him, but that video was great! Why dont you like Justin Bieber? Because he sounds like a girl. Sings like a girl. He is a retard. He is always bragging about how good he is. Because he is lonely and he has no self-respect. 
你觉得贾斯汀·比伯怎么样？不喜欢他。对他不是很着迷。他很酷。不。我的朋友讨厌他，我也讨厌他。不怎么迷他，但这个视频太棒了！你为什么不喜欢贾斯汀·比伯？因为那声音像个女的。唱歌像女生。他弱智。他总在炫耀自己有多好。因为他很孤独而且不尊重自己。

What do you think of Justin Bieber's hair cut? It's cool. His hair flip drives me crazy. That's really anonying. I'm so hot. It's ok. I like it. Looks like a wig. But kids do have that in my school really abuse it. Like playing soccer, just like they kick it, the hair goes like this. But then they just go. You if met Justin Bieber what would you do? I'm gonna slap him in the face and say: get a life!
你觉得贾斯汀·比伯的头发怎么样？挺酷的。我很烦他甩头发。那个很烦人。我好帅！还行。我喜欢。像是个假发。我们学校有些小孩成天做这个动作。像是在踢足球时，一踢头发就这样。然后他就。如果你见到贾斯汀·比伯你会怎么做？我会给他一耳光然后对他说：Get A Life！

Final Video: Dont Argue With An Ibex
最后一个视频：不要和野山羊争论

What the heck! Try to get his attention. What is that thing?
怎么回事！想引起他注意。那是个什么东西？

Question time! What kind animal do you tink that was? A moose. A bull. A goat. There's big huge XXX. So what was going on? I have no idea. The guy was trying to yell at him. The goat was like pwning him with his spit. The goat was like... What do you think the guy was saying to the goat? You shut up! you shut up! Bad things. Like why do you be so stupid? I don't know what that language was. I think it's spanish, do you know any spanish? Oh no, but you know Chinese. Yea, "ni hao"! What is that mean? "Ni hao!" means hi!
提问时间！你认为那是个什么动物？麋鹿。一头牛。一只羊。头上有两个很长的角。发生了什么事？我不知道。那个人在对着他喊。那个羊在用口水反击他。那头羊在...他在对那个羊说什么？你闭嘴！你闭嘴！说坏话。你为什么那么蠢! 不知道那是什么语言。我想是西班牙语，你会西班牙语吗？不知道。但你会中文。是的， 你好！那是什么意思？你好的意思就是“hi!” 

What do you think the animal trying to say to the guy? Shut up! Stop being mean to me. I  want carrots!...ugghhhh! I want coke!...ugghhhh! I want pepsi!...ugghhhh! I want jake's sniper rifle!...ugghhhh! Do you think the moose understood him? Yea. Moose can understand spanish? Probably. Uno; dos; tres; cuatro; cinco. Oh no. That's spanish,how do you know how to count. I only know how to count, cause I was in perschool. Would you pat it? No, they can charge at you. Sure. No. If it was all darn crazy, no. I would if i had a shield in front of me or something. What would you tell that guy, if you saw him doing that? what would you tell him? That's really rude. It's just a animal, it can't understand you.  So dont yell at him, he doesn't know what you saying.
你认为那个动物在对他说什么？闭嘴！不要对我这么坏！我要萝卜！我要可乐！我要百事！我要狙击枪！你认为那个麋鹿能明白他吗？能。麋鹿能听懂西班牙语？有可能。一；二；三；四；五；这是西班牙语，你怎么学会数数的？我会数数，是因为我去了学前班。你会上去拍它吗？不会，它会过来撞你。会。不。如果它在发疯，不会。如果我前面有盾牌我就会去。如果你碰到那个人，你会对他说什么？那样很不友好。它只是个动物，听不懂你。所以不要对它叫，它不知道你在说什么。