美国熊孩子如何看热门视频：复仇者联盟

Suspense. Are they make... Wait, I'm confused. Oh! It's the... what? My god!  it's the Avengers. The Avengers, I'm gonna watch this. It's called The Avengers Initiative. What? Oh! We're not a team, we're timebomb. This guy! Oh no! Ok... i get it now. Ohhh! i've never heard of that before. Avengers assemble.
悬念。这个是... 等等，我糊涂了。哦！这是...什么？我的天！这是 复仇者联盟！复仇者联盟，我要去看这个。他们叫做复仇者联盟！什么？哦！我们不是个团队，我们是定时炸弹。这个家伙！哦不！Ok...我明白了。哦！我从来没听说过这个。复仇者集合！

Question Time!
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What was that trailer for? Avengers. At first I thought it was Thor, then I thought it was Iron man. I was like, what's happening? I guess, it's the remix of all. What are the avengers? Superheroes. A team of superheroes. Marvel superheroes. I don't know why the called avengers when there's nothing to avenge. Bad guy are getting harder and harder, so they need to start teaming up. Most they need is a Ninja. Can you name the members of avengers in this movie? Thor. Captain America. Iron Man. Hulk. Who's that lady? Some lady with red hair black suit and a gun. I  think her name is black widow, the guy with bow who is really good. Are there other avengers are not in the movie that you know about? Superman. Batman. Flash. Superman. Batman, my fav. I didn't say batman. Batman. Catwoman. Wonder woman, no, she's DC, what am I talking about. Spider Man.
这是个什么预告片？复仇者。先以为是雷神，后来又以为是钢铁侠。把我弄糊涂了。结果，是全混在一起了。复仇者都有那些人？超级英雄们。一群超级英雄。Marvel漫画的超级英雄。根本没有要复仇的对象，不明白为什么要叫作复仇者。坏人越来越厉害，所以他们必须联合起来。他们最需要的是个忍者。能说出复仇者的名字吗？雷神。美国队长。钢铁侠。绿巨人。那个女的是谁？那个黑衣红发还佩枪的。她应该叫黑寡妇，那个拿弓箭的家伙很厉害。你知道电影里没出现的还有哪些复仇者吗？超人。蝙蝠侠。闪电侠。超人。蝙蝠侠，我的最爱。我没看见蝙蝠侠。蝙蝠侠。猫女。神奇女侠。不对，她是DC漫画的，我干嘛说她。蜘蛛侠。

Do you know where the avengers idea first came from? Wasn't there like a TV show or sth? The comic book? Comic books. Did the comic book started them? YES! Stan Lee, I dont know how he's Stan Lee, because he's not chinese. But anyway, it's Stan Lee. Do you know any of the actors in the movie? I don't know their names. Samuel Jackson, Robert Downey Jr. Was that Edward Norton? They cast a different hulk. How was Edward Norton not the hulk anymore? He was the perfect hulk in his movie, I mean Bruce Banner, I mean anyone can do a hulk impression. Betty! Betty Ross, only person I do not destroy. Why do I sound like Jamaica Mon? Does the movie look good? I'm more like a chick flick person. It does look good. Yea, I wanna see it. Why? Because it looks interesting, it's adventures, and explosions. I like action movies. I like superheroes, I wish I was one.
你知道复仇者的构想是从哪里来的吗？是有个电视剧还是什么的。是漫画？漫画书。是从漫画书里出来的吧？是的！斯坦·李，不明白他为什么叫斯坦·李，他又不是中国人。不管怎样，是他的构想。你认识里面的演员吗？我不知道他们的名字。塞缪尔·杰克逊，小罗伯特·唐尼。那个是爱华德·诺顿吗？他们换掉了绿巨人的演员。绿巨人怎么不是爱华德·诺顿？他是完美的绿巨人，我是说布鲁斯班纳。谁都可以演好绿巨人的那感觉。贝蒂！贝蒂罗斯！我唯一不会伤害的人！我怎么听起来像Jamaica Mon？你觉得这电影会好看吗？我比较喜欢女孩子的电影。看起来不错。是的，我想去看。为什么？因为很有趣，很惊险，而且有爆炸。我喜欢动作电影。我喜欢超级英雄，我希望自己也是超级英雄。

And following movies, which one have you seen? Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk. None. I've seen none of them, but I got really jealous at my mom and dad when they saw thor. Iron man, hulk. All of them except for hulk. All of them. Did you ever think you can see all of them in the same movie? It just came out of nowhere, I didn't know what was happen. It was kinda self-explanatory, since Nick Fury ended up. Just coming up and popping up and the end of each Marvel movie. I sort had the idea, see, they stole it from me. Cause.. I'm awesome! It's good or bad, they're on the same same movie? Just focus on one actor and put that in the movie, not five different actors. I think it's a good idea. I think it's good. Why? I bet more people would wanna see it? When they team up, they got more power. They're stronger now. It's like make pure awesomeness, I hope. About a year ago, we showed the Captain America movie trailer on kids react.
下面这些电影，你看过哪些？钢铁侠，美国队长，雷神，绿巨人。全没看。全都没看，但爸妈去看雷神的时候我很嫉妒。钢铁侠，绿巨人。除了绿巨人都看了。全看了。你有想过他们会全部出现在一部电影里吗？完全没料到，不知道会这样。已经说得很明白了，那个Nick Fury... 在每部电影结束时都会出来露个面。我有这样想过！看吧，是他们偷我的想法。因为..我很棒！把他们全放在一起，你认为是好是坏？应该专心拍好一个角色，而不是五个不同角色。我觉得是个好主意。我觉得不错。为什么？我猜会有更多的人想看。他们团结后，力量会更大。他们现在更强大了。会更给力些，我希望。大约一年前，我们给Kids React放了美国队长的预告片。

Do you think they make too many superheroes movies? It's kinda taking over all the other movies. They're making too little superhero movies. That was been a year, they're still making them. Do you think they're making too many? Why? why would there be too many superhero movies. I wasn't even in that episode, I think it's the most ridiculous idea. They still dont make enough. They're cool, make more. I love them. What's the world without superheroes. Superheroes don't exist. They're doing too much. They just bring out new characters, get me confused.  They probably gonna make it until they're like old man. They'll like: i'm moving to the old folks home. Captain America at 35. What type of movie do you wish to make instead of superhero movies? Robot pigs, a fight between robot pigs and zombie butterflies. And finally, would you see avengers movie? I don't think so. If my mom lets me. Yes! definitely. I tell you people who are big fans of Marvel. Watch this movie, be happy, I like happy people.
你认为超级英雄的电影拍太多了吗？都代替了好多其他的电影。超级英雄的电影还拍得太少了。那是一年前，现在他们还在继续拍。你认为他们拍得太多了吗？为什么？为什么会认为超级英雄的电影太多？那一集我都没来，可我认为那个想法太荒谬了。他们还拍得不够多。他们都很酷，继续拍，我喜欢。这个世界没有超级英雄怎么能行？超级英雄是不存在的。拍得太多了。他们总在介绍新的人物，我都糊涂了。估计等他们都老了，他们还要拍。他们会说：我要搬去养老院了。35岁的美国队长。不拍超级英雄那你希望他们拍什么电影？机器猪！机器小猪和僵尸蝴蝶打架！最后，你会去看复仇者吗？估计不会。如果我妈同意。是的！一定去。告诉你们这些Marvel漫画的超级粉丝。去看这部电影，开心点！我喜欢开心的人！