每天一笑 英语笑话

I wish he were

A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous
　 millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man
　 apparently looked very sad. An old man who felt sympathy and
　 said to the young man, " I understand you. I thought he was your
　 relative. am i right? "
　　　" There lies the problem. he was not my relative at all."
但愿他是

一大群人聚集在一家旅馆外面。在那里，一个很有名的
　 百万富翁刚刚死于车祸。人群中，一位男青年显得分外伤心。
　 一位颇具同情心的老人对他说：“我能理解你的心情，我想
　 他是你的亲戚吧？”
　 年轻人说：“问题就在这里——他不是呀！”