每天一笑 英语笑话

The lion and the jackal

(Originally In English)

There is a story about a jackal who was going to be

eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please,

you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great

mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a

disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How

come if I eat you, the world will end?" The jackal said:

"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the

world for me!"

　有只狼快被狮子吃掉了。狼对狮子说：“求求你不要吃我！

你不能吃我，这是一个天大的错误！如果你吃了我，那就惨了，

会有灾难、会世界末日！” 
　狮子满脸疑惑地问：“为什么把你吃掉就会世界末日？” 
　狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊！”