每天一笑 英语笑话

A Belated Lawsuit

(Originally in English)

There was a joke about a guy who sued another

guy for calling him a gorilla. And the judge asked him,

"How long ago was that? When did your friend call you 

a gorilla?" The guy said, "It was ten years ago." And 

the judge said, "Why didn't you sue him ten years ago?

Why are you suing him today?" The guy said, "Because

I just went to the zoo yesterday, and saw a gorilla

for the first time!"

迟来的控告

　　有一个人控告他的朋友叫他是大猩猩。法官便问他：

“这是多久以前的事？你的朋友是什么时候叫你大猩猩

的？”那个人回答：“十年前。”法官又问：“为什么

十年前你不控告他，到现在才提出控告呢？”那个人

回答：“因为昨天我去动物园时，才第一次看到大猩猩

是什么样子！”