每天一笑 英语笑话

Works Like a Charm

(Originally in English)

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”

巧施妙计

　
在超市里，有位男士走向一位美丽的女子，问她说：
“我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天几分钟吗？”
这位女子问道：“为什么呢？”“喔，因为每次我和
美女讲话时，我太太就会出其不意冒出来！”