大话西游的搞笑英语台词

周星驰的电影《大话西游》曾以它无厘头的搞笑与癫狂的内涵表达，在众多观众的心中建立起了无法磨灭的“星”派印象，并掀起了一股“恶搞哲学”的热潮。看完这部电影的观众在捧腹大笑之后都大呼过瘾，而电影中的很多台词更被人们奉为经典，以至于在很多其他影视作品中都出现过类似的台词。那么今天我们就来重温一下经典吧！

1.  你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

2.  你又在吓我。
You scare me again.

3.  莫非是一家黑店？
Is this a slaughter house?

4.  长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。
It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5.  如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。
If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

6.  要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？
Should I show you my heart?

7.  可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。
But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.

8.  有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。
When you discover that you've fallen in love with someone you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9.  可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！
But how can I fall in love with someone I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

10.  爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？
We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

11.  你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。
How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

12.  所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13.  爱一个人是痛苦的。
Love means pain.

14 这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。
You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15 曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。
I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.