搞笑的2010年新年祝辞

Friends 知己情深

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
哥们就是用来两肋插刀的！

You don't get to pick your own nickname. They've gotta give you one. It's like we're all trying to make pets out of each other and we're not comfortable unless we get to name them.
给那个一直叫你“胖妞”的损友写上这句话。

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
患难见真情。

Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
考研的季节，这一句送与同窗好友共勉。

Happiness & Joy 记得要开心

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
我思故我在，我开心所以我开心.

A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
没心没肺的人也许更开心吧.

If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
人生可以是杯具，人不能是杯具。

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
哥赚钱就是为了吃。

Joy is not in things; it is in us.
想开心就开心，没钱也要穷开心。

The only joy in the world is to begin.
新的一年，新的开始，还有什么比这更开心？