搞笑中式英语 你一定听说过

Rank 01

Good good study day day up.

好好学习 天天向上

Rank 02

How are you? How old are you?

怎么是你？ 怎么老是你？

Rank 03

You have seed. I will give you some color to see see.

你有种。我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧。

Rank 04

You ask me, me ask who?

你问我，我问谁？

Rank 05

We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁？

Rank 06

No three no four.

不三不四。

Rank 07

Horse horse tiger tiger.

马马虎虎。

Rank 08

One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!

关于一场车祸的描述。

Rank 09

People mountain people sea.

人山人海。

Rank 10

If you want money,I have no.If you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条！