最牛不交作业的理由

若干年前，学生迟交作业就会寻找诸如“作业被狗给吃了”、“卡进洗衣机里了”等借口，而现在，教师注意到学生们越来越喜欢用技术故障作为迟交作业的理由，这源于在互联网发达的今天，学生越来越多地通过电脑完成作业。

The top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework

五个不做作业最流行的科技借口

My computer crashed and I lost it.

电脑死机了，我做的作业（因没有保存）丢失了。

I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident.

虽然我已经完成了作业，但后来不小心把它删除了。

I could not print it out.

打印机坏了，作业打不出来。

My internet was down so I could not do any research.

网断了，我没法上网查资料。

I lost my laptop.

我找不到笔记本电脑了。

Worst tech-related excuses

史上最强科技借口

My dad's computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework.

我爸爸的电脑被俄罗斯黑客入侵，他们偷走了我的作业。

A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer.

有个贼把我打印好的作业连同电脑一齐偷走了。

The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it.

我家的狗狗把电脑当厕所，结果把电脑弄炸了。

I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke.

我不小心把一杯苹果汁洒在电脑上，电脑就坏了。

Worst non-tech excuses

史上最强非科技借口

My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry.

我妈妈把我的作业放进了洗衣机，而后她想把作业熨干，但却把它烧毁了。

The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it.

一阵风把我的作业吹到池塘里，而后它被天鹅吃掉了。

My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.

我哥哥开着货车连带着我的作业一齐走了，而后就把作业落在了法国。