影视英语口语:分手后不得不说的事

看老友记Friends学英语 第一季第一集

【剧情介绍】
另一边莫妮卡与酒保帅哥约会，两人相谈甚欢，虽说聊的都是帅哥与其前任的分手经历，但貌似没有这么不堪回首的样子，倒是把莫妮卡吊得同情心大起……

Monica: Oh my God!
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess Ishould have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. Imean, how clean can teeth get?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now,he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breakingsomething valuable of hers, say her-
Monica: -leg?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went forthe watch.
Monica: You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded byboyfriend's favorite bath towel.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Monica: That's right.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out withnoodles?
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kindarevelation.
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: Isn't there?
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What wereyou gonna say?
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um,I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, ohGod, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not whatyou need right now. Um... how long?
Paul: Two years.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want thatfifth date?
Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.