外教讲解地道美语 第74期:What Am I Thinking

Daily Life - What Am I Thinking! (C0074)
A: Miss, your salad.
B: Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.
A: And for you, sir...
C: Thank you.
A: Enjoy.
B,C:Thank you.
C: I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit!
She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork...eat your salad...
B: Um... I...
C: Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?
B: You’re eating my salad.
C: Oh, yes... it’s delicious...