外教讲解地道美语 第164期:我要去整容

A: What are you doing?

B: Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I were thirty.

A: Come on! Stop being so vain. You look great! You are beautiful!

B: Yes, I am, but I think it’s time for some plastic surgery I’m tired of these wrinkles and sagging  skin. See?

A: I don’t see any wrinkles or sagging skin! You are stop beings ridiculous. Besides, I think that people who get Botox, have facelifts, or tummy tucks  look weird. It doesn’t look natural.

B: Whatever, I think I’m gonna get liposuction and a nose job and some breast implants as well.

A: I think you need to get brain surgery. I honestly don’t think you need cosmetic surgery.You look amazing.

B: I thought you were my friend and would support me on this! I just want to feel better about myself and feel more attractive.

A: You don’t need plastic surgery to do that. You are fine the way you are and you have guys drooling  all over you! Plus, plastic surgery hurts!

B: Really?

A: Yeah!  When I got my nose job I was black and blue for a week!