人人说英语(高级口语) 1_un11-12

[00:00.00]Unit 11 Social Relations
[00:13.32]Legs(E)
[00:15.96]In the first-class carriage on a train
[00:20.64]three men and a beautiful young girl join in a conversation
[00:25.99]The young girl proposes,"If each of you gives me $10,I'll show you my legs."
[00:33.25]The men,charmed by this young girl
[00:37.69]all pull a ten-dollar bill out of their wallets
[00:41.95]The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full
[00:47.23]Conversation continues,and the men,
[00:51.38]a bit excited,have all taken off their coats
[00:56.06]Then the young girl says,"If you give me $100,
[01:01.31]I'll show you where I had an operation on my belly."
[01:05.57]All three hand the money to her.
[01:09.02]The girl then turns to the window
[01:12.57]and points outside at a building they're passing
[01:16.83]"See there in the distance.That's the hospital where I had it done!"
[01:20.80]Mark loved baked beans very much.
[01:25.16]On his birthday,he walked past a cafe
[01:29.81]and the wonderful smell of baked beans overwhelmed him
[01:34.77]Since he was still a couple of blocks from home
[01:39.03]he figured he could eat some beans and then walk off any ill effects
[01:44.59]So he had two large helpings of beans,and then he walked all the way home.
[01:50.65]His wife met him at the door and seemed excited
[01:55.33]She said,"Darling,I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
[02:02.41]She blindfolded him,and led him to his chair at the head of the table
[02:08.26]making him promise not to peek
[02:12.02]At this point,he was beginning to feel a fart coming on
[02:16.57]Just as she was about to remove the blinmdfold
[02:20.72]the telephone rang,and she went to answer it
[02:24.80]While she was gone,Mark shifted his weight to one leg and let go
[02:30.96]It was not only loud but also smelly like a rotten egg
[02:36.24]He felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him
[02:40.78]When he heard his wife ending her conversation on the phone,
[02:45.46]he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and put his hands on top of it
[02:50.74]His wife removed the blindfold and yelled,"Surprise!"To his shock
[02:57.58]there were eight dinner guests seated around the table
[03:02.02]for his surprise birthday party
[03:05.89]Unit 12 Travel
[03:19.24]Travel by Air(E)
[03:22.48]Susan was going to travel by plane
[03:27.62]She took a taxi to the airport,but they were held up in heavy traffic on the way
[03:35.88]By the time they got to the airport,the plane had already taken off
[03:42.04]Susan felt very bad because she missed her flight
[03:46.90]She was going to take a later flight
[03:50.97]and she had to wait for it in the lounge for three hours!
[03:56.23]After Susan checked in,she went through the security check
[04:02.39]She handed over her bags,and the securty guard began searching through them
[04:10.15]Everything was O.K.
[04:13.99]Finally,Susan boarded the plane,ready for take-of
[04:19.94]The Traffic Stop(M)
[04:24.10]Gindy is going down the road,and she gets pulled over by a highway patrolman
[04:32.74]When he gets up to the car,he tells Cindy that she was speeding
[04:40.50]Cindy is not surprised,because she is always speeding.
[04:47.16]While the highway patrolman is standiong there,
[04:52.52]he sees that Cindy has six huge knives in the back seat
[04:58.76]He asks her what they are for,and Cindy tells him that they are for her act
[05:07.91]and she is a juggler
[05:11.67]The patrolman does not believe her,and tells her to prove it
[05:18.01]So Cindy gets out of the car,and starts to juggle with the knives
[05:24.47]At the same time,
[05:28.12]two men are driving by and witness the two on the side of the road
[05:36.09]One of the men looks at the other man and says,
[05:41.34]"Man,I am glad I quit drinking.
[05:46.41]Those drunk driving tests these days are hell!"