上外版大学英语写作精选第六册(9)

    Unit Nine    Text

    "Every cloud has a silver lining，" says the optimist. It follows naturally， then， that the pessimist must favor "looking for the rusty lining". Just as the optimist can always find reasons for hoping that bad situations can improve， so the best pessimist can always find that in every situation here is something you can worry about. In the essay， the author， a self-proclaimed pessimist， claims to be worried about being swallowed by things from outer space and about much else besides. He certainly seems to be what is known as "a born worrier"， though how serious he is about it all you can judge for yourself.

    LOOK FOR THE RUSTY LINING

    Ralph Schoenstein

    My grandfather's hobby was worrying， and although hobbies are not usually thought of as being inheritable， I am a talented worrier， too. My grandfather's glum genes， which skipped my merry father， have reflowered in me as a major， all-purpose anxiety. A few weeks ago， for example， I learned that collapsing stars called black holes may soon such up all the matter in the universe. Because I read this in Vogue， I hoped at first that the black holes were some kind of fad —— a celestial pop event like Kohoutek or UFOs —— but then I saw that the author of the article had been twice a visiting member at the Institute for Advanced study， in Princeton， and I knew that another crisis was at hand. Ominously， the Institute is just down the street from where I do my worrying.

    The end of the universe should have been a splendid challenge for a gifted worrier like me， but mostly it upset me in a new and worrisome way， because it made me realize that I was spread too thin. When I found the black-hole story， I hadn't nearly come to the end of an earlier wonderful worry of mine about the polar ice cap melting and raising the level of the Atlantic Ocean enough to submerge the entire East Coast. I had been thinking of moving my family to Saskatchewan， but now that I was falling behind in my worrying， I had to worry if Saskatchewan might be tastier for a black hole than Princeton. On the other hand， Princeton was closer to those African killer bees that have been inexorably moving north from Brazil —— the ones that made me decide not to visit Central America last winter. The bees are getting very close to Central America， and Panama may be the only place where there is a chance to turn them back. Of course， even if it had only butterflies， Panama would still be a worrisome vacation spot for me， because it is said to be riddled with as much anti-American feeling as Boston.

    In these terrible days， I often think of my grandfather， who was a nervous wreck in a simpler and happier time. His worries were transient and nicely manageable： When would Mel Ott start hitting again？ When would Eleanor Roosevelt collapse from too much traveling around？ When would the Third Avenue "L" rust away？ I miss him， but he is lucky not to be alive and worrying today. I don't think he could have handled all the terrors that keep testing my sanity； he might even have surrendered and become an optimist， thus forfeiting the hobby he loved.

    He was my inspiration when I was a boy —— a worrier to look up to. He used to visit me in my room， where he would examine my homework and then shake his head and say， "You'll never get through medical school with spelling like this."

    "But these are band-new words，" I would tell him in a worried way. "Spelling is harder this year than it was in the second grade."

    He would sigh and say， "I don't know. I'm not even sure you should be a doctor at all. I just read that they have the highest rate for dropping dead."

    My grandfather's quaint worries about me and Mel Ott and Eleanor Roosevelt are enough to make a contemporary worrier weep with envy. I wonder what he would have done if he had read a recent prediction by Gunnar Myrdal that the American economy could utterly collapse within five years —— just before the Eastern tidal wave but shortly after the arrival of the bees. Probably he would have adopted something like my own advanced worrying posture and learned to make room for each new worry by letting it trump one of the old ones. For example， when I read about the inundation of the East I forgot about my overdue Bloomingdale's bill； when I read Gunnar Myrdal's warning I decided to stop worrying about what would happen if Connecticut ever ran out of antiques. When I heard about the bees I eased off my worry about a root canal of mine and let the Panama Canal replace it on the Top Twenty.