没有做不到 只有想不到的环保新主张

The Greenest Convention Ever 绿色大会？
The Problem: Political conventions are a spectacle, and spectacles don't exactly lend themselves to environmental consciousness.

The Solution: Democrats promised their 2008 convention in Denver would be the "greenest convention in history." Sponsors encouraged attendees to offset their convention travel with carbon credits, while meals were made of locally-grown ingredients, reducing the environmental impact. Denver's Pepsi Center also staffed the convention floor with nearly 950 volunteers to make sure attendees tossed their trash and recyclables responsibly. Less effective, however were the wooden keycards, that replaced the standard hotel-issue plastic cards, and which reportedly splintered easily; or the billboard near Denver that reportedly asked the public to save water by wearing their underwear for four days in a row: forwards one day, backwards the next, then inside out for two more.

Eco Craziness: 4/5. When it comes to underwear, change is something we ALL can believe in.
点评：什么才叫真正的节省水资源……

Doing the electric slide 蹦迪也环保？
The Problem: All the flashing strobes and pounding speakers at your favorite dance club are massive consumers of electrical power.

The Solution: Harness the energy on the dance floor. Bar Surya in London re-outfitted its floor with springs that, when compressed by dancers, produce electrical current that is stored in batteries and used to offset some of the club's electrical burden. The club's owner, Andrew Charalambous, said the dance floor can power 60 percent of the club's energy needs.

Eco Craziness: 1/5. Innovation and creativity earn this dance club a different kind of rave.
点评：以环保之名，尽情狂欢吧

Resomation 水焚葬？
The Problem: So much for dust to dust — the modern American way of death isn't very environmentally friendly. A casket and embalming is clearly out — the body, stuffed full of chemicals, will linger for years. You may as well forget ashes to ashes, too: cremation creates a mournfully large carbon footprint. What's a felled eco-warrior to do?

The Solution: Submerge the body in alkali and water. Add pressure and heat. Let simmer until liquefaction. The process, called resomation, reduces the body to a fluid of biological compounds and remnant calcium from the bones. The fluid can be used as a fertilizer and the calcium discarded without environmental harm, or even put in an urn like ashes. Practitioners say the process is energy efficient, with limited carbon emissions and no harmful mercury use like burial or cremation. Heaven for the eco-conscious.

Eco Craziness: 2/5. It may never catch on with the general public, but there's no more better way for an environmentalist to go out than in an eco-conscious ooze of glory.
点评：尘归尘，土归土，记得先捐献有用的器官再处理

Bra power 文胸的环保功用？
The Problem: Apparently, the world has overlooked the bra as an environmental savior.

The Solution: Designers have come up with two separate proposals to harness the power of the common brassiere. The first, a Japanese proposal, is designed to cut down on the amount of chopstick waste in a country partial to the utensil. Triumph Japan has produced a bra built with a chopstick pocket. An added perk: the company says the chopsticks will help support the breasts and will "accentuate cleavage."
The second proposal, dreamed up by San Francisco writer Adrienne So, would use the breasts themselves as a power source. The idea is apparently feasible: a bra made of fabric interwoven with tiny wires can produce electricity from the bosom's natural bouncing motion throughout the day, enough to power a cell phone or an iPod. The larger the cup size, the more energy produced.

Eco Craziness: 3/5. While the concepts are doable, neither bra will be for sale anytime soon. The eco-friendly bra will remain a figment of lonely engineers' imaginations for a while yet.
点评：其实还是很有市场的……