职场雷人条例:女性须穿肉色内衣

　　The guidance from Swiss firm UBS warns women to wear flesh-­coloured underwear, and avoid flashy jewellery and coloured artificial nails. Men are told choose ties with patterns that ‘match the bone structure of the face’.

　　据悉，瑞士联合银行关于穿衣的明文细则“近乎苛刻”，针对女性内衣裤颜色都做了限制、还有不许职工佩戴珠宝以及也会“彩绘指甲”说了“不”。此外，男士也先别提早“幸灾乐祸”，条例规定男士佩戴的领带必须符合“脸部骨架结构”，究竟什么领带怎样和脸部骨架结构划上等号，原因尚未得知。然而这场职场穿衣风暴还是让白领们胆战心惊。

　　'Underwear must not be visible against clothing or spilling out of clothing. Rather, they should be flesh-coloured under white shirts.' It adds: 'Women should not wear shoes that are too tight-fitting as there is nothing worse than a strained smile. 'Tattoos, piercings and ankle-chains are not desirable and do not give an impression of professionalism.

　　细则规定，内衣、内裤必须与职业装颜色相近，不能从外观看出内衣裤的颜色和纹路。此外，白色职业装必须搭配浅肉色内衣裤。别难过，还早呢，从头到脚都有束缚。细则还不忘在鞋子上“下功夫”，禁止女职工穿太紧的鞋子，因为鞋子不舒服会影响服务态度。最后，纹身是绝对不可以出现的。

　　'Employees should also ensure that natural roots are not showing if they have coloured their hair, and not wear fancy and coloured artificial fingernails.' For men it states: 'You should wear a straight-cut two button jacket and trousers that make up part of a classic professional suit. 'Wear only ties that match the bone structure of the face and do not wear socks with cartoon motifs.

　　对了，还有头发。细则也不是那么“不近人情”，如果职工要染发的话，也不是不可以。但是要随时提醒自己，不能让新长出的发根显露出来，发色颜色对比明显会影响美观。男士在着装上要求穿两扣的夹克搭配职业西服。另外，无论男女，绝对绝对不准穿“带有卡通图案”的袜子。