史上最搞怪的八大反恐专利

Problem: It's well known that Al Qaeda terrorists hate dogs, but how do you tell the animals to get to these dirty SOBs if they can't hear you? (You being a far away, of course, preferably in the safety and comfort of a bunker.)
问题：众所周知，“基地”组织成员最怕的就是狗。而当你躲在安全的地方，想让狗狗们去干掉这些操蛋的恐怖分子，它们却听不见你的指令，怎么办？

Solution: a custom-fitting earpiece for dogs so they can receive verbal instructions remotely.
解决方案：特制的狗狗耳机，让它们可以远程接收你的口头指令！

Bonus: The method specifically said four-legged non-human animal, so I'm thinking this will work with goats. Attack goats.
附加效果：该装置适用于所有四足非人类生物，所以应该也可以用于山羊。攻击性山羊。