史上最搞怪的八大反恐专利

Problem: Terrorists want to hijack a plane by trying to break down the cockpit door.
问题：恐怖分子会闯入驾驶舱，劫持飞机。

Solution: After hardening the cockpit door, airlines should add the next logical step: airplane trap door that springs open to entrap terrorists below deck.
解决方案：除了加固驾驶舱门之外，飞机上还需要一个可以瞬间弹开捉住恐怖分子的陷阱。

Improvement Suggestion: Add an alligator pit to the trap door ... or better yet, some motherf-ckin' snakes on the motherf-ckin pit!
改进建议：在陷阱里放鳄鱼……或者干脆特么的放蛇好了！