我们的二货人生：30件我们都爱做的傻事

没有二过的人生不算完整，我们都有过迷糊的时候，下面这30件事情据说是大家日常生活中经常会做的傻事，你做过几件？

Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
忘了给搅拌器盖盖子，然后打开开关，结果里面的东西都飞出来了。

Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
头夹在楼梯栏杆之间了。

Broken a chair by leaning back in it.
坐在椅子上往后靠，结果把椅子给弄坏了。

Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
说话的时候口香糖从嘴里掉出来。

Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
说话时被自己的口水呛到。

Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand or on your head.
找了一样东西至少五分钟，结果发现它就拿在手上或戴在头上。

Tried to push open a pull door.
试图推开一扇应该拉开的门。

Tried to pull open a push door.
试图拉开一扇应该推开的门。

Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.
想打别人的时候打到了自己。

Have tripped and fallen up the stairs.
上楼梯时被绊了一跤。