我们的二货人生：30件我们都爱做的傻事

Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.
棉花糖在微波炉里爆炸了。

Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
口香糖粘在了头发上。

Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
吹口香糖的时候糖从嘴里掉出来了。

Have had the juice from a mini tomato/grapefruit squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.
吃小番茄或者西柚时，一口咬下去，结果汁水喷出来溅到了别人。

Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
笑得太厉害了，喝的东西从鼻子里喷了出来。

Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
叫错了好朋友的名字。

Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
把贴纸粘在头上，结果忘了它还在那儿，就这样出门了。

Have run into a closed door.
撞上了一扇关着的门。

Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
一边打电话一边找手机。

It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.
一个笑话过了五分钟才反应过来。

Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
头发卡在吹风机里了。

Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
头发卡在电扇里了。