爆笑：每天起床我们都要经历的18个阶段

The struggle we all endure.
我们都要经历的痛苦挣扎……

1. Hearing that dreaded first alarm.
听见可怕的第一声闹铃。

2. It really feels like you haven’t even slept.
真心觉得自己还没开始睡觉就要起床了。

3. You begin your first bit of exercise — hitting the snooze button.
你开始热身了——按下闹钟的小睡按钮。

4. Then there is the all important first attempt at getting up out of bed. It really is too much effort.
接下来就是最重要的——第一次尝试起床。艾玛，太费劲了！

5. And then deciding that you have expended all of your energy.
得出结论：精力已耗尽。

6. Realizing that you have now overslept and going into panic mode.
意识到自己睡过头了，开启恐慌模式。