最亲密的你：最好的朋友才知道的15件事

Because your best friends think they know you, but only your BEST-best friend knows and compliments your inner weirdo.
也许你的朋友自认为很了解你，但是有些事只有最最亲密的好朋友才知道，并且也只有他们才能尊重你那些小怪癖！

1. How disgusting your room really is.
你的房间究竟有多糟糕。

Crumbs in your bed, wrappers everywhere, and where the hell did the floor go?!
床上到处是面包屑，包装纸满地都是，还有地板哪去了？！

2. What you look like in the morning.
早上起来你究竟是什么样。

Doesn’t matter if you went out partying the night before, you wake up looking like a caveman. Always.
你昨晚有没有出去狂欢了都无所谓，哪天你起来的时候不像个穴居人？一如既往！

3. What your breath smells like in the morning.
早上起来后口气的味道。

How do they deal with it?
他们会怎么做？

4. How much you hate the person you are being nice to right now.
你到底有多恨你正讨好的人。

5. How people clearly don’t know you when they say you’re nice.
当别人夸你人不错的时候，他们明显是不懂你啊。

6. That part of you that has a weird taste in romantic partners.
你对另一半的奇怪品味。

Admit it, we all have swooned for a weirdo at some point, and they went along with it.
承认吧，我们有时候是会为一些奇怪的人倾倒，最好的朋友是不会介意的。