看球需谨慎：男友们警惕妹子们的9句话！

世界杯揭幕了，有些汉子痴迷于看球冷落了女朋友，丝毫没有意识到女朋友怒了。汉子们，如果你的女朋友说了以下9句话，你可是要警惕了！如果她说“没事”，你可能就摊上大事了！！

The other day a friend told me his girlfriend was being very quiet. He asked her what was wrong and she said “nothing.” He said he wasn’t worried. I had to show him this…
有一天，一个朋友告诉我，他的女朋友最近十分寡言，他问她怎么了，她说“没什么”。他说他就没在意。我必须得告诉他…

First let's translate this: “Fine, whatever, go ahead and watch on the game for another five minutes, don’t worry about it, I’ll take out the trash.”
首先，我们先一起翻译一下妹子说的这段话：“好的，随你啦。去看球吧，再给你5分钟时间。别担心，我去扔垃圾好了。”

#1. Fine.
“好吧。”

This is the word used to end an argument when she is right and you better shut up. Don’t even say another word!
这是一句常常用于结束一场争吵，而且她还是占理的一方，所以你最好还是闭嘴，别再多说一个字！

#2. Nothing.
“没事。”

If you ask her what’s wrong and she says nothing, then something is definitely wrong. Stay on your toes. Many arguments can start over “nothing” and then end with “fine.” Refer to #1.
当你问她“怎么了”而她又说了“没事”时，那就意味着一定“有事”。你可要小心，许多争吵可以从“没事”开始，然后以“好吧”结束（参见第一条）。

Note: If she says “no really, there’s nothing wrong” then she really means there’s nothing wrong.
注意：如果她说“没什么，真的没有什么”那样才真的是没事的意思。

#3. Loud sigh.
大声叹气。

This is a non-verbal hint that you are being an idiot and she’s wondering why you are wasting time standing there and arguing about “nothing.” Refer to #2.
这时她在无声地暗示你：你真是个白痴，而且她在奇怪为什么你站在这里浪费时间和她争吵因为“没事”而引起的矛盾（参见第二条）。

#4. Go ahead.
“去吧。”

This is like a double dare and it’s definitely not permission. She wants you to make the right decision, so rethink what you are about to do!
这就是一句气话，而且绝对不是允许的意思。她的意思是要你放聪明点儿，所以在做什么之前，请你一定要三思而后行！