看球需谨慎：男友们警惕妹子们的9句话！

This means she’s asked you to do something several times and you didn’t so now she’s doing it herself. Uh-oh! This may result in you asking her later “what’s wrong” to which she will most likely respond “nothing.” Refer to #2.
这句话意味着她可能多次让你做一件事情，但是你没做，所以她自己动手了。天呐！这句话可能引起的后果就是：过会儿你问她“怎么了”，她很可能回答“没事”。（参见第二条）

#6. That’s okay.
“没关系的。”

This is a very dangerous warning signal. She will be thinking long and hard about how you will pay for what you did.
这是一个非常危险的警示信号。她可能要开始细细盘算如何让你为你的所作所为付出代价了。

#7. Five minutes.
“五分钟。”

If she is getting ready this could mean 15-40 minutes, results may vary. But if you are watching the game, 5 minutes is exactly 300 seconds.
如果是她正在做准备的话，她的“五分钟”可能意味着15到40分钟不等，但是如果是你在看球赛，那么五分钟就真的只能是是300秒。

#8. Whatever.
"随便你。"

This means go to hell. You’re in big trouble! You may even feel a chill in the air.
这就意味着“见鬼去吧！”，你可是摊上大事儿了！有没有种后脊发凉的感觉……

#9. Thanks.
“谢谢。”

She is thanking you. Don’t even question it, just say you’re welcome. But if she says “thanks A LOT” then that’s meant as sarcasm and you should definitely not say “you’re welcome” then she will reply with “whatever.” Refer to #8.
如果她正常地谢谢你，别问多余的问题，只要说不用谢就行了。但是如果她说“真是太谢谢你了”，这就是一种讽刺的用法，你可千万别说“不用谢”，要是你真的说了，她就会回答“随便你。”（参见第八条）

Okay now translate this again: “Fine, whatever, go ahead and watch on the game for another five minutes, don’t worry about it, I’ll take out the trash.”
好了，现在让我们重新来翻译一下这段话：“好吧随便你，继续看那该死的球赛吧，再给你看五分钟时间！不用费神担心我了，老娘去扔垃圾！”

If this made you laugh, share this with your friends. Some of the guys out there don't know this stuff.
如果本文让你会心一笑，就和你的朋友分享吧，有些汉子们还傻傻不知道这回事呢。