女人哭的时候男人在想什么

Genuinely curious as to his thought process, I just asked my husband this question.
我刚刚问过我丈夫这个问题，出于我对他的思考过程真是太好奇了。

Me: Babe, what do you think when you see me crying?
我说：“亲爱的，你看见我哭的时候，是什么感受啊？”

Husband: Oh, shit.
我丈夫说：“噢，你妹的。”

There was zero hesitation on his part.
他完全没有任何犹豫地脱口而出了。

Whenever I see a woman crying the famous words from Matthew Henry start playing in my head.
每当我看到一个女人哭泣的时候，我脑海里都会想起马太·亨利的名言：

“Be careful if you make a women cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s ribs. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.”
“如果你让一个女人哭泣了，那你得小心哦，因为上帝都记着呢。女人是从男人的肋骨中诞生的。不是从他的脚下长出去而任他随意对待的，也不是从他的脑袋长出来而比他高一等。而是要站到他的身边和他平起平坐，在他的臂膀下被小心呵护，放在心里边儿被全心爱着。”

Emergency! Emergency!! How do I fix this STAT?
红色预警！红色预警！这种情况下要怎么补救？

a. Tub of Chocolate ice-cream
买桶巧克力冰淇淋给她吃！

b. Apologies
道歉

c. Generous helping of a + b?
买冰淇淋+道歉

If c. doesn't work, you're screwed!
如果C项都起不了作用，你！搞！砸！了！