艾伦秀第281期:有压力的事情

All right,so Mindy you planned a lot of weddings for a lot of people

Mindy 你为很多人策划了婚礼

and I know that brides are difficult,right,sometimes,sometimes 

我知道新娘一般比较难应付 恩 有时 有时

 I mean it's really stressful,I learn that,it's a very stressful thing

有时真的会有压力 我知道 这真的是一件非常有压力的事情

How do we compare cause you have two brides than that other poeple you have done 

跟其他一个新娘的比起来 我们这有两个新娘 你怎么比较这两者呢

Well I think if we had a big wedding it would have been a big problems

我觉得如果我们举办盛大的婚礼 那将会有很大的麻烦

But because it got really small,I mean truely I have admited that you did everything 

但因为你们的婚礼规模真的很小 而且我得承认你几乎计划了所有事情

I just follow the directions,no,yeah,no,yeah 

我做的仅仅是执行你的计划 不会吧 是的 不会吧 是的

But we did,we had a huge like 150 to 200 people originally,we were gonna do a huge wedding 

但我们原先打算邀请150人到200人参加我们的婚礼 我们打算举办盛大的婚礼

and at the last minute we said please call and uninvited everybody,because we just can't do it,it's too stressful 

但最后的时刻我们决定说请打电话给大家 我们决定不邀请那么多人了 因为我们不能做到 压力太大了

and then we got the calls from the certain people thinking that they were the only one uninvited 

然后我们接到了一些人的电话 他们以为只有他们没受邀请

So that they were offended,I'm kept telling them,no you are still,you would have been there

所以他们感觉被冒犯了 我不停的告诉他们 不 你是在邀请名单内的 你本来是要来参加的

yeah,we did the right thing,we only had 21 people,so it was perfect 

我们做了正确的选择 我们的婚礼只有21个人 是的 这人数非常合适

and even then it was so hard to decide the seating chart,cause the further away people get from you the more offended they are 

但仍然 你很难去决定座位表 因为离你坐得越远越会觉得他们被得罪

they feel terrible,they analyze it,to see exactly who is next to you 

他们会感觉很糟糕 他们会试图分析 看看谁会坐在旁边

It's a big deal,a political class but to see it.but we were pretty calm,right

这可是件大事 看到才会明白是典型的官方反应 但我们都很冷静 对吧

Very calm,from the minute I got there that morning,you were kind of flying around 

非常冷静 那天早上我到达场地的时候 你到处在那走来走去

I was a little worried than I before,oh god here we go,not one 

我比之前想的还要紧张一些 哦 天啊 真的要开始了 不只一位新娘