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艾伦秀第285期:名字真疯狂

2016-08-23来源:和谐英语

It's the wrong gum.All right. 

这个就过时了

This is something I've never seen before,this is something,somebody called 

我从没见过这种 这种 有人叫它

They came up with this whose,this is called dessert delights 

他们想出来的 这个叫做开心甜点

Now,they have mint chocolate chip,they have orange cream pop,they have strawberry shortcake and they have apple pie 

还有巧克力片 橘子奶油味 草莓酥饼味 还有苹果馅饼味的

 Oh,okay,just to have a stick,I'm watching my figure,though 

好的 只吃一片 我得顾着点我的体形

Ok,so here is some more,this is different gum,this is,these are carzy names,too 

这还有 这是另一种 这是 这些名字真疯狂

This is,there's Solstice and then there is Vortex and there is Lush and there is Swerve 

这是 有“Solstice”“Vortex”还有“Lush”还有“Swerve”

They're naming gum after strippers now 

口香糖竟然以脱衣舞女的名字命名

The packaging,look at the packaging,this is,wht's happening to these people with the packaging? 

我们看看这包装 真是 这些设计包装的人怎么了

Okay,so some of these,the gum comes in a plastic tub,and then there's a gun 

有一些 塑料桶装的 还有枪形状的

It's a gun,it's gum that comes in a gun,there's a 7 day waiting period if you want to buy this gum 

枪的形状 口香糖装到枪里 如果想买这种得等7天

And then there's bubble tape,which is right here,and this is kind of a,Oh man,look at this

接下来还有Bubble tape 在这里 这种 天啊 看这个

So it's a,it's,it comes out like this,it's like 6 feet of gum right here 

所以这种 抽出来就是这样 好像总共有6尺长

This is,here's a general rule,your gum shouldn't be longer than your child 

通常来说 你的口香糖不能比你的孩子还高

And then they have this,I don't even know what this is 

还有这种 我都不知道这是什么

This is,I'm not putting that in my pocket,I mean you're gonna carry this around?I don't understand this 

这个 我可不打算把这个放口袋里 你真准备拿着这个四处走 真搞不明白