可以改变你一生的智慧佳句

1、没有阳光的白日如同黑夜。(快乐生活每一天)
 A day without sunshine is like night.

2、换句话说，五指亦有不同。(大千世界，无奇不有。宽容心对待)
 On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3、百分之四十二点七的数据是现场编造的。
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4、百分之九十九的律师是毁坏律师界名声的大老鼠。(律师界就是一锅老鼠汤)
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5、永远记住：你认识的人中定会有一半居于平均线以下。(总有人处于低端)
Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6、最后笑的人思维最慢。(最后笑的人不一定因为他是强人，也许还有其他原因)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7、绝望仅仅是没有激情的愤怒。
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8、早起的鸟儿或许有虫吃，不过第二只老鼠才会得到夹子中的奶酪。(韬光养晦，永不出头)
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9、养育细菌吧。他们是某些人唯有的培养基(修养、文化)(英语里culture一词 也有文化修养和细菌培养基的意思，这里一语双关)。(极端没教养、吝啬的代名词)
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10、问心无愧也许是坏记性的表现。
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11、改变无可避免，自动贩卖机出来的货物除外。
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12、假如你认为没有人关心你，试试拖欠一下应付款。(意见真的不错喔)
 If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.