可以改变你一生的智慧佳句

13、有多少人相信特异致动？举起我的手来。
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14、好吧，那么黑暗的速度呢？(光速与“黑速”到底谁会更大一点呢)
OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15、当所有东西都朝你运动而来，那说明你走错了道。(众人独醒我独醉)
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16、勤奋工作会在远期得到回报，而懒惰现期就会有所收获。
 Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17、假如没有酒鬼的话大海要深多少啊！
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18、鹰翔九天，但是鼬鼠从不会卷入飞机引擎。
 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19、假如你两次被吓得半死，会发生什么事呢？
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20、通灵之人为什么还要问你的姓名呢？
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21、每个老年人心里都会有一个年轻人在问：“怎么会发生这档子破事？”
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

22、只需记住——假如这个世界不是一张网，我们都会掉落。
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23、光速快于音速。这就是为什么你在听到他人的发言后才会意识到他们的存在。
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24、生活并不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.