圣诞也有神曲！奶奶被圣诞鹿车撞死了

Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. she’d been drinking too much egg nog. And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication. And she staggered out the door into the snow.
奶奶被圣诞老人的鹿车撞死，在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去。你可以不信世上有圣诞老人，但我和爷爷却对此深信不疑。她喝了太多的蛋酒，而我们都在劝她不要回家，但她忘了带药，于是她踉跄出门冲进雪花。
 
When we found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack. She had hoof prints on her forehead. And incriminating Claus marks on her back. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there’s non such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa. He’s been taking this so well. See him in there watching football. Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Belle. It’s not Christmas without Grandma. All the family’ dressed in black. And we just can’t help but wonder. Should we open up her gifts or send them back. Send them back!
圣诞一早发现她的遗体，就躺在事故的案发地，她的额头留下了驯鹿的蹄印，背上还有圣诞老人罪恶的痕迹。奶奶被圣诞老人的鹿车撞死，在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去。你可以不信世上有圣诞老人，但我和爷爷却对此深信不疑。我们都为爷爷感到骄傲，对于如此噩耗他仍淡定自在，他在那里看着橄榄球赛。还跟贝尔表妹一起喝酒玩牌。没有奶奶圣诞就不完整，全家老少都穿上了黑衣。我们不禁心里暗想，奶奶的礼物是打开还是退回去。退回去！
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Now the goose is on the table. And the pudding made of fig. And the blue and silver candles. That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig. I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors. Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license. To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
奶奶被圣诞老人的鹿车撞死，在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去。你可以不信世上有圣诞老人，但我和爷爷却对此深信不疑。现在鹅肉已经摆上了餐桌，还有无花果做成的布丁，那几根蓝色银色的蜡烛，本可以和奶奶的假发相互辉映。我已警告所有朋友和邻居，你们出门一定要小心行走。他们原本就不应该发驾照给那个驾着雪橇跟精灵混在一起的老头。
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Sing it, grandpa.
奶奶被圣诞老人的鹿车撞死，在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去。你可以不信世上有圣诞老人，但我和爷爷却对此深信不疑。爷爷唱起来啊！
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Merry Christmas!
奶奶被圣诞老人的鹿车撞死，在圣诞前夜从我家走路回去。你可以不信世上有圣诞老人，但我和爷爷却对此深信不疑。圣诞快乐！