最豪华明显阵容：马特-达蒙逆袭占领吉米秀

A little more than two weeks into his new 11:35 p.m. time slot, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was ousted from his gig by actor Matt Damon, who brought out a plethora of A-list stars to help him hijack the show.
美国脱口秀节目《吉米·坎摩尔秀》调整到了晚间23:35分的时间档播出，调整到新播放时段后的第三周，主持人吉米叔就被著名演员马特·达蒙驱逐出了自己节目，马特·达蒙绑架了吉米叔，还带来了非常豪华的明星阵容。

“The Departed” actor has been the butt of a long-running joke on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Kimmel has joked for the past 10 years at the end of his show that he ran out of time and was unable to bring Damon on as a guest.
《无间道行者》演员马特·达蒙一直以来都是吉米秀上经久不衰的恶搞笑话，在过去的十年里，每次节目结束时吉米叔都要开玩笑说因为没时间了，所以没法把达蒙请上来。

Damon got his revenge Thursday night when he “kidnapped” Kimmel and duct-taped him to a chair and gagged him with a tie. Damon hosted the entire show as Kimmel watched from the back of the stage.
达蒙在周四晚上完成了复仇反攻，他“绑架”了吉米叔，用胶带把他绑在了椅子上，还用领带塞住了吉米叔的嘴巴。达蒙主持了当晚整期的节目，可怜的吉米叔只能从后面眼巴巴的看着。

“I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long, long time,” Damon said during the monologue. Damon replaced Kimmel’s band leader with Sheryl Crow, who performed her new single.
达蒙在独白的阶段表示：“我等这一刻等得实在是太久太久了。” 他找来摇滚乐女歌手雪儿·克罗换掉了吉米叔的乐队领队，雪儿·克罗也在节目中表演了自己的新单曲。

Damon’s best friend, Ben Affleck, had a walk-on role as a cue-card boy and turned out to be Kimmel’s only ally. Affleck held up cue cards describing Kimmel as a great guy and a good lover before storming off the set.
达蒙最好的朋友、导演兼演员的本·阿弗莱克也在节目中跑了个龙套，帮达蒙拿提词卡，不过小本貌似是吉米叔的支持者，他手上的提词卡上写着吉米叔是非常不错的好男人、好情人，但马上就被达蒙赶出了节目现场。

Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore all joined Damon as his guests. Kidman admitted to being a kleptomaniac while Witherspoon brought two bags of alcohol to the couch.
影后妮可·基德曼、反派巨星加里·奥德曼、女星艾米·亚当斯、美国演员瑞茜·威瑟斯彭和黛米·摩尔等都作为嘉宾参与了本次的节目，妮可承认自己有偷窃癖，瑞茜则带着两大袋的酒来了。

Jennifer Lopez, Sally Field, John Krasinski, Robert De Niro, Don Cheadle and Oprah Winfrey appeared via video and congratulated “The Bourne Identity” star for ousting Kimmel for the night.
詹妮佛·洛佩茨、莎莉·菲尔德、约翰·卡拉辛斯基、罗伯特·德尼罗、唐·钱德尔和奥普拉·温弗瑞都通过视频出现，祝贺达蒙代替吉米叔主持节目。

Kimmel’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman appeared as Damon’s final guest. “Is there anything you’d like to say to Jimmy?” Damon asked. “No, I’m good,” Silverman replied as she looked at Kimmel.
吉米叔的前女友萨拉·丝沃曼作为最后一位嘉宾出现在节目中。达蒙问：“你有什么想对吉米说的吗？” 萨拉回头看了看吉米叔说了句：“没有，没啥说的。”