调戏狗狗：冰箱里的肉都被我吃掉啦

Food. You know, I just couldn’t stop thinking about it. Yeah?
食物。你知道，我就是不能停止想它 。对吧？

So… yeah. Yeah? So you know I… I went to the fridge, and I opened up the meat drawer. You know what the meat drawer is, right? Yeah. What was in there? Well, I’ll tell you what was in there. You know that bacon… that’s like maple? It’s got maple flavor. The maple kind, yeah? Yes, so (Yeah?) I took that out. But I thought: “I know who would like that. Me!” So I ate it. Oh… No! You’re kidding me! Nope! Not kidding!
所以…嗯。嗯？所以你知道我…我走到冰箱前，然后打开放肉的抽屉。你知道放肉的抽屉是什么，对吧？是。里面有什么？ 嗯，我会告诉你里面有什么。你知道那培根…像是枫糖口味的？它有枫糖味。枫糖那种，是吗？对， 所以（嗯？）我把它拿了出来。但我想：“我知道谁会喜欢那个，我！”所以我就把它给吃了。噢… 不！你在跟我开玩笑吧！不！不是开玩笑！

You know what? I also noticed there was some beef in there… yeah, you know, steak! You know, juicy… Oh, I ate that, too!

你知道吗？ 我也注意到了那里面有一些牛肉…对，你知道的，牛排！你知道的，多汁… 噢，我也把它吃了！

But I went back to the fridge, just a few minutes ago. And I put something together really specially. You’re gonna love this one. I took some chicken. Yeah? I put some, yeah (Yeah?) I put some cheese on it. And I covered it with… Covered it with what? I covered it with cat treats. Yeah? Then guess what. What? I gave it to the cat! Naaaaah…

但我就在几分钟前回到冰箱。然后我非常特别地把一些东西拼在一起。你会喜欢这个。我拿了一些鸡肉。是吗？我放了一些，对。嗯？我放了一些起司在上面。然后我铺上了…铺上了什么？我用猫点心铺了上去。是吗？ 然后猜猜怎么着。怎么了？我把它给了猫咪。不啊啊啊啊啊…