每天一笑 英语笑话

Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
"* fed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
"What? ...But why?"
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
The doctor carefully examined the woman's *s, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly.
When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"

一位妇人抱着BABY到一间妇产科。
医生问妇人说：BABY是吃母乳还是牛奶啊？
妇人：吃母乳！
医生：那请你把衣服脱下来。
妇人：啊！？为什么？
医生：请你不用紧张，这里是妇产科，绝不会对你有任何侵犯的。
妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣。
医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。
对这妇人说：难怪BABY会营养不良，你根本就没有母乳嘛！
妇人：废话！我当然没有母乳；我是BABY的小姨！