每天一笑 英语笑话

lecture
On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been sitting in the audience seat stopped him:"Don't go! I'm the next lecturer scheduled for this room."

上课
在一个大风雪天，一位教授开车去75公里的大学去上课。他发现教室里只有一个人坐在那里，等了一回儿还没见其他人来。于是他匆忙讲完课正准备离开，唯一一个听他的课的人叫住他对他说：“喂,你别走！该我上课了。”