《生活大爆炸》Sheldon经典语录：我已经喝了钡液啦！

1.It's not enough that she mocks me, but that isn't even the correct procedure for a cootie shot.
她耍我还不够，但那也根本不是防跳蚤针的正确步骤。

2.Good morning, Dr. Stephanie. I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night?
早上好，Stephanie医生。我相信Leonard昨晚满足了你的性需求呀。

3.Can I at least have the upper GI? I already drank the barium!
那我能不能至少做上胃肠道测试?我已经喝了钡液啦。

4.Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit. Now, it is well established Superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun, which incinerates any contaminant matter and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy-fresh.
你的争论是毫无科学价值的。超人靠穿越太阳来清洗自己的制服这是已然确定的事实，污垢被高温灼净，而氪纤维的服装却完好无损，焕然一新。

5.The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.
这个习俗的真谛就在于我给你买的礼物不仅要价值相当还要表示出与你的礼品承载量对等的友爱系数。怪不得每年这个时候自杀率都会暴涨。

6.I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy? Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
我拥有了Leonard Nimoy的DNA?!你知道这意味着什么吗?!我只需要一个健康的卵细胞就可以培养我自己的Leonard Nimoy了。

7.This is trash talk. Trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events. Kripke, your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours, because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.
这是上场前嘴上较劲。是所有竞技的传统部分。Kripke，你的机器人很差劲，会败在我们的脚下。因为我们在设计与做工上都超越你。还有，我听说你老妈是肥婆。

8.We don't need Wolowitz. Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics. Watch and learn... do either of you know how to open the toolbox?
我们不需要Wolowitz帮忙。工程学只是物理学发育迟缓的小弟罢了。瞧好了，学着点...你们俩有谁知道怎么开工具箱么?

9.You know, I am a fan of ventriloquism. Maybe you, me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage. He could talk while you drink.
要知道，我超喜欢口技哟。要不你我还有你的小假人去喝个热饮。你喝时他表演。

10.What part of an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
反正切曲线接近渐近线哪个字你不明白啊?