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看漫画学英语口语:耗时的情书
Pig: Dear Julia Roberts, you are a “pretty woman”. Ha ha ha. Do you get it?Pig: P.S. I hope so, because that joke took me about three weeks to write.来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道
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看漫画学英语口语:恋母情结
Goat: Look at this psychology show…It’s on the oedipal complex.Pig: Oh, I have that.Goat: Gee, pig…That’s quite an admission.Pig: It’s true…I like to eat everything.Goat: That’s edible.Pig: W
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看漫画学英语口语:特别的装束
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Girl: Hey, pig…Welcome to our party.Pig: Thanks for inviting me.Girl: Wow…Ripped shirt, velvet pants…You making a fashion statement?Pig: Oh, No…I’m just following the directions on the invitat -
看漫画学英语口语:糟糕的数学
Rat: Look at this nature show…One Zebra is attacked by a lion and the rest of the herd flees.Rat: Why don’t they wake up and realize there’s a hundred of them and only one lion?Zebra: They’re l -
看漫画学英语口语:假如你只能再活5年
Rat: If someone told you that you only had five years to live, what would you do? Pig: Easy...I’d scream. Rat: No, you dumb pig...What would you do with the five years you had left? Pig: I’d scre
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看漫画学英语口语:我的听觉没问题
Rat: On long dark evenings, I am some time overwhelmed by my fears. Pig: Your ears? Rat: My ears? What about my ears? Did you say something about my ears?Pig: Yes... Don’t let them scare you. Ra -
看漫画学英语口语:俱乐部
Pig: Were you ever thrown out of a club? Rat: Plenty, why? Pig: Because that “society of cultured pigs” group just booted me. Rat: They got word of the bacon thing, huh? Pig: But B. L. T.’ s -
看漫画学英语口语:死亡猜想
Rat: I think that I will die on the Las Vegas strip... my naked body will be found by a street cleaner named Buddy. Rat: Despite the fact that it will be a slow news day, my untimely death will gar -
看漫画学英语口语:意外死亡
Rat: “Never trust a circus clown” those were my father’s last word. Pig: How did your father die? Rat: He was smacked in the head with a spritzer bottle.
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看漫画学英语口语:火腿三明治
Pig: Ham sandwich, please. Chef: You can’t order that... You’re a pig. It could be a relative。Pig: Relative?? Hang on... Frankie, hey, it’s your cousin Pig. Frankie: How youze doin’, Pig? Pi -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之天下的好人
Pig: Think of all the good people in the world who help other people and yet you and I... We just sit here. Rat: Don’t worry, Pig... They’ll help us too some day.
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之换种活法
Rat: How is it that no matter what you accomplish in life, you still die? Rat: I mean, if you’re not going to get a death exemption for doing great things, why not just sit around and be dumb, fat -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之长生不死
Rat: I wanna be immortal. Pig: Not me. Rat: Why not?Pig: Because my feet would hurt real bad after a while… Rat: You need a better sole. Pig: Look who’s talking.
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之我只能把握现在
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看漫画学英语口语2011-06-22
Rat: I regret the past and the dread future...That leaves me with a fleeting nanosecond called the present to be happy.Rat: Missed it.
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regret vt. 遗憾,后悔
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之帮助黑手党成员
Rat: Are you still doing that volunteer program to help former mafia members control their anger?Pig: Yeah...Yesterday we gave them all a big coloring book and had them work on a picture together -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之欣赏艺术画
Rat: Are you watching the art history channel? Gee: Shhh...I’m trying to hear this.Rat: Ooh...What’s that guy’s problem? Goat: That painting called “the scream.”Pig: Why’s he screaming? Gee: -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之超级购物
Man: Paper or plastic?Pig: Check.Man: You have to pick.Pig: Check.Man: Check what?Pig: I’m paying with a check.Man: Who cares? Pig: Not me. You’re the one that keeps asking.Man: Because you’r
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之写观察野鸟的记录
Rat: What are you doing?Pig: Writing entries in my bird-watching journal.Rat: Lemme seeRat: “Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon. Pigeon…”Rat: You may -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之问上帝一个问题
Rat: Do you think that after you die, you’re allowed to ask god one question you’ve always wanted answered?
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之不小心去了天国
Rat: I got my eyes dilated and I can’t see...Can you help me cross the street?Pig: Sure.Rat: Remember to look both ways...Rat: Are we there yet?来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之我能进天堂吗?
Rat: What’s all this?Man: Heaven...You got hit by a car.
Rat: What the...?? Well, do I get in?...Man: Hmmm...Let me look you up in my book and see what kind of life you led...Now then...What’ -
看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之你是个冒牌货
Man: I’m sorry, sir…But you’re not Mother Teresa.Rat: I am mother Teresa… Ask me something.Man: Okay…Who did you spend your life helping?Rat: Those poor leopards.
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看漫画学英语口语:农场物语之预言2012世界末日
Stan: The ancient Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world will happen on December 21, 2012.
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Stan: A global catastrophe will take place that will affect life on the entire planet.
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之你不能进天堂
Rat: So do I get into heaven?Man: No.Rat: Why not?Man: You were bad.Rat: Hooey.来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道
get into 进入
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看漫画学英语口语:珍珠猪系列之赠送离别礼物
Man: I’m sorry. Sir, but I can’t let you into heaven. Rat: That’s it? That’s all I get? Now I’m condemned to a place of torment for all eternity?Man: We’ve got some nice parting gifts in the
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