人人说英语(高级口语) 1_un1-5

[07:08.45]"Alright,if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finish another beer
[07:14.98]I'm going to do what I did back home!"
[07:18.95]He walked outside,and his horse was back!
[07:23.11]He saddled up and started to ride out of town
[07:27.47]The bartender walked out of the bar and asked,
[07:31.31]"Say,partner,before you go...what happened back home if your horse was stolen?"
[07:38.28]The cowboy turned back and said,"I had to walk home."
[07:43.64]Unit 4 Free-time Activities
[07:58.09]Ice Fishing(E)
[08:00.93]A boy wanted to go ice fishing,He'd read many books on the subject
[08:07.49]and finally,after getting all the necessary tools together
[08:13.13]he made for the nearest frozen lake
[08:17.26]After positioning his stool,he used a drill to make a circular cut in the ice
[08:24.34]Suddenly,from the sky,a voice boomed,"There are no fish under the ice."
[08:32.88]Startled,the boy moved down to the opposite end of the ice
[08:38.44]and began to make another hole
[08:42.21]The boy heard the same voice,"There are no fish under the ice."
[08:49.16]He stopped,looked skyward and asked,"Is that you,Lord?"
[08:55.63]The voice replied,"No.This is the ice-rink manager."
[09:02.79]Turtles(M)
[09:05.64]A police officer was driving his police car down a road next to beach
[09:12.01]when he noticed a woman knee deep in the water holding two things in her hands
[09:17.76]The officer wasn't sure what they were
[09:21.52]He made his way down the sand to meet the woman standing in the water
[09:27.37]As he approached,he the two things were turtles
[09:32.54]The officer said to the woman,"It's illegal to be poaching for turtles,you know."
[09:38.71]"What are you talking about?"she was startled."These are my pet turtles."
[09:44.35]"Sure they are!"replied the policeman.
[09:48.43]"No,I'm serious.I will throw them into the waves and call them back.
[09:54.30]They will come back."
[09:57.05]So the woman put the two turtles back into the ocean
[10:01.51]and stood there watching them
[10:04.57]"Where're the two turtles?I thought you said you could call them back,"
[10:10.13]chuckled the officer.
[10:13.30]"Turtles?"replied teh woman,"What turles?"
[10:18.05]At the Zoo(D)
[10:20.79]A man responds to a job position at the city zoo
[10:25.86]The ad mentioned the salary but not what he would be doing
[10:31.11]The zoo's gorilla had unexpectedly passed away
[10:35.79]The zoo had just spent millions on promotions
[10:40.33]which focused on the gorilla,and now they needed a gorilla.
[10:46.08]The guy really needed the job,and the money was good,so he accepted
[10:52.14]Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit,
[10:56.40]hang out in his cage and be the gorilla
[11:00.76]After a while he started enjoying himself
[11:05.12]He would scare little kids,roar at the crowds,and eat bananas
[11:11.16]As time went on he became the main attraction at the zoo
[11:16.80]He would swing on his trees,and the people loved him.
[11:21.55]One day,he was swinging around and accidentally swung over his fence
[11:28.32]and landed in the tiger's den
[11:31.79]The tiger slowly opened his eyes and saw the gorilla
[11:36.65]The tiger slowly approached the gorilla
[11:41.20]who was backed up against the fence
[11:44.75]The tiger was ready to jump,and then the gorilla started yelling,
[11:50.11]"Help!Help!I'm not a gorilla.
[11:54.86]I'm a man!Help!Help!"
[11:58.52]Then the tiger said,"Shut up,stupid,or we'll both get fired!"
[12:04.26]Unit 5  Health and Body Care
[12:18.03]Another Forty Years to Live(M)
[12:22.18]Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town
[12:27.64]One day,she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital
[12:35.30]While on the operating table,she had a near-death experience
[12:43.16]She saw an angel and asked,"Is this it?"
[12:49.51]The angel said,"No,you have another 40 years to live."
[12:57.16]Upon her recovery,Cindy decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift
[13:05.31]She even had someone dye her hair
[13:10.48]She figured since she had another 40 years,
[13:16.23]she might as well make the most of it
[13:20.18]She walked out of the hospital lobby
[13:25.22]and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital
[13:31.49]She arrived in front of the angel and said,
[13:36.95]"I thought you said I had another 40 years!"