人人说英语(高级口语) 2_un1-4

[06:53.44]to the spot where they'd left their clothes
[06:57.59]when a group of students from the high school came along.
[07:02.56]Unable to get to their clothes in time David covered his privates
[07:09.82]and Larry covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes
[07:15.88]After the strdents wandered on and the men got dressed again
[07:21.63]David asked Larry why he covered his face rather than his privates
[07:27.79]Larry replied,"I don't know about you,
[07:33.96]but it's my face they would recognize in the school."
[07:38.61]Taking Pictures(E)
[07:42.05]Mr.Livingston was a very rich businessman,
[07:47.10]and he had a strong interest in photography
[07:51.46]One day,he went to take pictures of a folld
[07:55.90]In order to get closer to the flooded area for better pictures
[08:01.07]he called his secretary to hire a plane for him
[08:05.80]"It will be waithing for you at the airport!"his secretary told him.
[08:11.83]As soon as he got to the small local airport,
[08:16.27]a plane was warming up near the runway
[08:20.32]He jumped in with his equipment and yelled,"Let's go!Let's go!"
[08:26.36]The plane took off,and soon they were in the air
[08:31.19]"Fly over the north side of the river,"said Mr.Livingston,
[08:36.02]"and make a few low level passese."
[08:39.97]"Why?"asked the pilot
[08:44.04]"Because I'm going to take pictures!I'm a photographer,
[08:48.77]and that's what I'm doing,taking pictures!"
[08:52.72]said Mr.Livingston with great impatience
[08:56.97]After a long pause,the pilot said,"You mean you're not the instructor?"
[09:04.05]Unit 4 Health and Body Care
[09:18.21]Hearing(E)
[09:20.67]Mr.Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing problems for a long time
[09:28.14]He went to the doctor,
[09:31.19]and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids
[09:36.84]that allowed him to hear 100%
[09:41.09]Mr.Johnson went back to the doctor in a month,and teh doctor said,
[09:47.05]"Your hearing is perfect.
[09:50.50]Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
[09:55.23]Mr.Johnson replied,"Oh,I haven't told my family yet.
[10:01.29]I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
[10:06.15]I've changed my will several times!"
[10:10.12]Don't Cough(E)
[10:13.07]Outside a chemist,a man is holding onto a pole
[10:18.63]not breathing,not moving,just standing there
[10:24.09]Seeing this strange sight in front of his shop
[10:29.05]the chemist goes up to his assistant and asks,
[10:33.50]"what's the matter with that guy?Wasn't he in here earlier?"
[10:39.87]The assistant replies,"Yes,he was.
[10:38.87]He had the most terrible cough and none of our cough medicines seemed to help."
[10:44.62]The chemist says,"He seems to be fine now."
[10:49.79]The assistant replies,"Sure,he does.
[10:55.35]I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market
[11:00.63]Now he won't dare to cough!"
[11:04.29]A Facelift(E)
[11:07.34]A man decides to have a facelift for his birthday
[11:13.09]He spends $4,000and feels really good about the result good about the result.
[11:19.65]On his way home he goes into a bookstore and buys a book on how to stay young.
[11:26.13]Before leaving he says to the clerk,
[11:29.78]"I hope you don't mind my asking,but how old do you think I am ?"
[11:35.35]"About 35"was the reply.
[11:39.19]"I'm actually 47 years old,"the man says,feeling really happy.
[11:45.35]After that goes into a coffee shop to celebrate
[11:50.42]Before leaving,he asks the same question.
[11:55.57]The clerk replies,"Oh,you look about 29"This makes him feel really good.
[12:03.43]While standing at the bus stop he asks a lady the same question.
[12:08.78]"There is a sure way of telling a man's age
[12:14.43]If I read your palm,I'll be be able to tell your exact age
[12:19.70]The man gives the lady his hand,
[12:23.36]and seconds later she says,"You are 47 years old."
[12:29.32]"That was brilliant.How did you do that?"the man asks.
[12:34.46]The lady replies,"I was behind you in the bookstore."