英语笑话:弯不了这么低

英语笑话:班级、情人和蠢驴

英语小笑话:再喂他几枚镍币

英语笑话:相同的职责

英语笑话:怎么把口香糖取出来呢

英语小笑话:我是来装电话的

英文笑话: 三人同舟

英语笑话:醉汉和盲人乞丐

英语小笑话:袋鼠的能力

英语笑话:老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tant

英语笑话:汤姆的借口

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----

英语笑话:我根本就看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on o

英语笑话:谁的50分

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I'm sur

英语笑话:我没有看到另外一块

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the othe

英语笑话:How to Become Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and

英语笑话:what do I get 我能得到什么

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能

英语笑话:法官与小偷

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."That's no offe

英语笑话:我需要你的足球

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? ""No," said the mother, "It's too cold. ""Well, then, " said George, "Can

英语笑话:A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one o

英语笑话:I'm Glad 我很高兴

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've mad

英语笑话:Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to hav

英语小笑话:叔叔几月走的?

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, W

英语笑话:Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年少的童子军

英语笑话:All Right 没关系

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.I guess it's all right, my daug

英语笑话:一场特殊的足球比赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neith