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英语笑话:Shave head 刮头
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said, settling into the barber chair. Shave my head. 前
英语笑话2011-09-17 -
英语小笑话:嫁给他
Marry Him Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother. Marry him! 嫁给他 简很
英语笑话2011-09-17 -
简单英语笑话:六还是十二？
Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six p
英语笑话2011-09-16 -
双语笑话:打猎秘籍
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a
英语笑话2011-09-16 -
英语小笑话:谁更满足？
Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A
英语笑话2011-09-15
person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 谁更 -
英语笑话:Which Month Did He Go Away（几月走的）
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, W
英语笑话2011-09-15 -
双语笑话:一封特别的感谢信
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the
英语笑话2011-09-15 -
英语笑话:Your horse called 你的马打电话来了
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, What was that for? She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket wit
英语笑话2011-09-14 -
初中英语笑话:青春期
One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，Mom my， what's puberty？My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictiona
英语笑话2011-09-14 -
双语笑话:委婉的报丧方式
Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert metic
英语笑话2011-09-14 -
小学生英语笑话:惩罚的原因
Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
英语笑话2011-09-13
The mother exclaimed, But that's te -
英语短笑话:Its part of the game
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy comin
英语笑话2011-09-13 -
双语笑话:幸好没结婚
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to
英语笑话2011-09-13 -
英文短笑话:抽象名词
An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give
英语笑话2011-09-12 -
英语小笑话:Such a Long Dog（如此长的狗）
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's
英语笑话2011-09-12 -
英语小笑话:Wilberforce（威尔伯佛斯)
Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently， the sister of
英语笑话2011-09-11 -
英语笑话:坏消息和可怕的消息
The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer asked. Give me the bad news first.
英语笑话2011-09-11
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英文短笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But you're not wearing any of those
英语笑话2011-09-10 -
英文小笑话:很高兴认识你
Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and sol
英语笑话2011-09-10 -
英语笑话:我有一个完美的儿子
A:
英语笑话2011-09-09
I have the perfect son.
B:
Does he smoke?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he drink whiskey?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he ever come home late?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
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英语小笑话:巧合
Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. She is my wife. O
英语笑话2011-09-09 -
双语笑话:我要让她发疯
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you're not wearing any of
英语笑话2011-09-09 -
简单英文笑话:可能更糟
Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察
英语笑话2011-09-08 -
英语笑话带翻译:A burglar 入室盗窃者
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the
英语笑话2011-09-08 -
英语幽默笑话:一个英国人 Englishman
Englishman
英语笑话2011-09-07
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishm
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