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双语笑话:减了一磅 Losing One Pound
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, "That's not
英语笑话2011-08-19 -
英语笑话:An Exact Number（准确数字）
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide. Exactly one hundred mi
英语笑话2011-08-18 -
英语小笑话:钓鱼
Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the wa
英语笑话2011-08-18 -
双语笑话:为了美好的梦想 For The Good Dream
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my fa
英语笑话2011-08-18 -
简单的英语笑话:我在谈一笔很大的生意
A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone a
英语笑话2011-08-17 -
趣味英语笑话:A Gentle Reminder（委婉提醒）
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey
英语笑话2011-08-17 -
双语笑话: 袋鼠的能力
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 fee
英语笑话2011-08-17 -
初中英语笑话:A Preachers Topic
A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickl
英语笑话2011-08-16 -
双语笑话: 勇敢的斗牛士 Courageous Bull Wrestler
A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's f
英语笑话2011-08-16 -
关于水的笑话
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water?Sure. That's easy, said one man.What is it?H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.What, what? reasked the instructor.
英语笑话2011-08-15 -
英文小笑话:下雨
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so th
英语笑话2011-08-15 -
双语笑话:日复一日 Day After Day
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same s
英语笑话2011-08-15 -
初中英语笑话:Drive On 接着走吧
Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared for bu
英语笑话2011-08-14 -
趣味英语笑话:I Got an A in Maths
I Got an A in Maths
英语笑话2011-08-14
Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths. 我数学得了A -
经典英语笑话:让座
To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitt
英语笑话2011-08-13 -
简单的英语笑话:The Kings Brother
A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him， the poorfellow replied，We
英语笑话2011-08-13 -
英语短文笑话:一个有心的乘客
Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had some work there．He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty air hostess．Mr．Gree
英语笑话2011-08-12 -
小学英语笑话:诵读课
I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDialogues between a Missionary and an Indian．It wa
英语笑话2011-08-12 -
双语笑话:飞鸽传书
My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible. Struck by the urgency in his voice, I
英语笑话2011-08-12 -
英语笑话:Lawyers-律师
Lawyers
英语笑话2011-08-11
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, All Lawyers are scumbags. Another drunk stands up and yells, Hey, I resent that remark. The first drunk yells. Why are you a lawyer. No, said the s -
英语小笑话:一封神秘的信
I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，said the lady to her husband．But something's been bothering me for days． So？ said the husband．Tell me all about it． You got a letter las
英语笑话2011-08-11 -
双语笑话:晚饭准备好了的信号
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my child
英语笑话2011-08-11 -
双语笑话:在空中 In The Air
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let's go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven't been an
英语笑话2011-08-10 -
小学英语笑话:生日
Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 生日 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。
英语笑话2011-08-09 -
简单英语笑话:班级、情人和蠢驴
Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
英语笑话2011-08-09
so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student
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