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双语笑话: 一厢情愿的误会
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At
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英文小笑话:The Swimmer游泳者
The Swimmer The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher.
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双语笑话:两条比目鱼
Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited a fe
英语笑话2011-08-08 -
英语小笑话:良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig． I certainly do，said the teacher，and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me． Days passed，an
英语笑话2011-08-07 -
英语笑话:问问你自己的吧
Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark
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英文笑话:真正便宜的东西 something Really Cheap
something Really Cheap
英语笑话2011-08-06
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
How about some perfume？he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bot -
英文小笑话:好客Hospitality
Hospitality
英语笑话2011-08-06
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of ch -
英语笑话:模仿 Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it. S
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英语小笑话:The First Day as a Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop w
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双语笑话:特别的旅游
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door in
英语笑话2011-08-05 -
英文笑话:他曾发誓要死
He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 六十年后，他死了。
英语笑话2011-08-04 -
英文小笑话:绳子还是公牛？
Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rop
英语笑话2011-08-04 -
双语笑话:问题出在哪里
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one person m
英语笑话2011-08-04 -
英文小笑话:Wedding or Not（要否结婚）
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look
英语笑话2011-08-03 -
英文笑话:我是司机
I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said.
英语笑话2011-08-03 -
双语笑话:给我带来好运的托盘
An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was very old and valuable. He s
英语笑话2011-08-03 -
英语笑话:What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone an
英语笑话2011-08-02 -
英语小笑话:你爸爸帮你了吗？
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his de
英语笑话2011-08-02 -
英语笑话:Good news and bad news
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
英语笑话2011-08-01
一个画家问画廊的主人有没有人对他正在展览的画作感兴趣。I've got good news and bad news, the ow -
英语小笑话:To Buy a Video－买录像机
To Buy a Video
英语笑话2011-08-01
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath t -
双语笑话: 给哪一个回电话
After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife a
英语笑话2011-08-01 -
英语笑话:CD唱机 CD Player
CD PlayerWhile shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and ask
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英语短笑话:傻爸爸
A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very
英语笑话2011-07-31
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英文小笑话:这也是我第一次动手术
Patient:
英语笑话2011-07-30
I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon:
I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。
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英文笑话:Hogarth（霍迦斯）
The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture ofPharaoh crossing the Red Sea．A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he would
英语笑话2011-07-30
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