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英文笑话:Comparison－比较
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office? 比较 杰弗里对爸
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英文小笑话:我跟她还不熟
Not Knowing Her Well
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Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that -
英文笑话:Maternal Instinct（母性的本能）
As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly got up in the dark but tripped over
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英文小笑话:五百遍
Five Hundred Times In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor
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英文笑话:埋在花园里的枪
Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in
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prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him -
英语短笑话:两块蛋糕
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块
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双语笑话:找个工作 Get A Job
Get a Job One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to re
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英语短笑话:脑移植
A Brain Transplant
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The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or fo -
英语笑话:The Use of a Handsaw（手锯的用处）
At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a litt
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双语笑话:出差旅行 A Business Trip
A Business Trip On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab dr
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英语小笑话:相同的职责
The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties
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英语笑话:乡绅
In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire， who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic， and whose manner of living was far from ascetic． A wif
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双语笑话:我是警察 I'm a police officer
I'm a police officer When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and th
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英文笑话:诗人的名字
The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． It works like this， she said．Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poetR
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双语笑话:强悍的教师 A Tough Teacher
A Tough Teacher A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shir
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英语小笑话:大五个月
Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examin
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英文笑话:胖男人和瘦男人，谁更礼貌
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
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The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courte -
英语小笑话:Cheap price for a horse
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.
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一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。Inadvertently -
英语笑话:时间对猪有什么意义？
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in
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英语笑话:An Explanation of Tardiness
In some Government offices the clerks， upon arrival in themorning， have to sign their names in anattendance book．This book provides space for signature， time of arrival， andremarks． Ten minutes
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英文小笑话:The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
The ability of the Kangaroo
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The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the -
英文笑话:老虎来了
When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
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One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts -
双语笑话:拜倒在你的脚下
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marb
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英文小笑话:The Mean Mans Party 吝啬鬼的聚会
The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with you
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英文笑话:右腿
The Right LegProctor（exceedingly angry）：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？”Soph．（
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