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英语笑话:帕蒂
Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take hi
英语笑话2011-07-20 -
双语笑话: 我们是坐着相爱的
Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager leafing through old phot
英语笑话2011-07-20 -
英语小笑话:For the Dog 喂狗
For the Dog
英语笑话2011-07-19
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate, explained Father, Could you give m -
英语笑话:女孩的名字Girls Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when i felt she was old enough to understand, I expla
英语笑话2011-07-19 -
双语笑话: 你跑到哪儿去了?
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time, he suddenly thought of his
英语笑话2011-07-19 -
双语笑话:一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了
As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac
英语笑话2011-07-18 -
英文笑话:第一次第二次第三次
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
英语笑话2011-07-18
Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long an -
双语笑话: 耍花招 Playing A Trick
A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied h
英语笑话2011-07-18 -
英语笑话:Horne Tooke（霍恩·图克)
George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards． Your Majesty， replied Tooke， I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned． I cannot even tell a King from aKnave. 5
英语笑话2011-07-17 -
英语小笑话:新生儿
The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he
英语笑话2011-07-17 -
英语小笑话:干净的杯子
Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped wor
英语笑话2011-07-16 -
英语笑话:控制女人的男人
Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
英语笑话2011-07-16
God comes and says I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for t -
英语笑话:是他的错
It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys．They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other． Last Saturday their mother said to them，I'm going to cook our lunch now．Go out and p
英语笑话2011-07-15 -
英语小笑话:歌德的容忍 Goethes Tolerance
Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the c
英语笑话2011-07-15 -
英语短笑话:你叫什么名字？
What's your name?A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I te
英语笑话2011-07-14 -
英语小笑话:Mark Twain（马克·吐温）
On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the A
英语笑话2011-07-14 -
双语笑话:大婴儿 The Big Baby
The Big Baby "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pl
英语笑话2011-07-14 -
英语笑话:是哪两个词？
What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear， said the old lady，I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use t
英语笑话2011-07-13 -
英语小笑话:没问题
No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look
英语笑话2011-07-13 -
双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
My Roommate
英语笑话2011-07-13
My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library f -
英语小笑话:新西兰的气候
The Climate of New Zealand
英语笑话2011-07-12
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always ar -
英语笑话:怕老婆的丈夫
The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man wh
英语笑话2011-07-12 -
英文笑话:新员工
A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you t
英语笑话2011-07-12 -
双语笑话:寻找伴侣 Looking For A Companion
Looking for a companion A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " Back came th
英语笑话2011-07-12 -
双语笑话:十二张卡片 12 Post Cards
12 Post Cards
英语笑话2011-07-11
My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . "Here, wri
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