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关于英语的笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts 我要让她发疯
I Want Her to go Nuts
英语笑话2011-05-26
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But -
英语笑话故事:I Could Do It Slower 我可以干得慢一些
I Could Do It Slower
英语笑话2011-05-25
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you -
少儿英语小笑话:The Fourth Element 第四元素
The Fourth Element
英语笑话2011-05-25
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? -
英语幽默笑话:A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot
英语笑话2011-05-24
Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.
Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.
Do you see those str -
小学英语笑话:Rope or Ox 到底是绳子还是公牛
Rope or Ox?
英语笑话2011-05-24
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dir -
简单的英语笑话:Lifetime Warranty 终身保修
Lifetime Warranty
英语笑话2011-05-23
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhumed the b -
经典英语笑话:Class, Lass and Ass 班级、情人和蠢驴
Class, Lass and Ass
英语笑话2011-05-23
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,
so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. -
英语小笑话:The Problem of Two Flounders 比目鱼问题
The Problem of Two Flounders
英语笑话2011-05-22
Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. -
英语笑话:Your Coat Is on Fire 您的大衣着火了
Your Coat Is on Fire
英语笑话2011-05-22
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important -
英语笑话:A Man of Actions 言出必行
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I
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英语小笑话:Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on
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英语笑话:The Doctor Knows Better 医生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
英语笑话2011-05-20
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英语短笑话:凯特的礼物 A Present
A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
英语笑话2011-05-19
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've ju -
英语小笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
慎重许愿Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that b
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双语笑话:两张电影票 Two Tickets
英语笑话2011-05-19
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "W -
小学英语笑话:A smart housewife 精明的家庭主妇
A smart housewife
英语笑话2011-05-18
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Si -
英语笑话：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on t
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英语小笑话带翻译:坐到了后坐上 Never Mind
Never Mind
英语笑话2011-05-17
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, b -
简单的英语笑话:St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order t
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双语笑话:到底谁欠谁钱
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, d
英语笑话2011-05-17 -
双语笑话:我正是新郎 I'm the groom
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool
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英语冷笑话:The Choice of Word 选词
The Choice of Word
英语笑话2011-05-16
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very h -
英语笑话带翻译:是他的错 Its His Fault
It's His Fault
英语笑话2011-05-16
Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in t -
英语笑话: 总感到口渴 Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!"
英语笑话2011-05-13
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英语短笑话:A Bad Impression 一个坏印象
A Bad Impression（坏印象）My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I ove
英语笑话2011-05-13
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